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Song Parodies -> "Cannibalizin'"
Original Song Title:
"I Want You To Want Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cheap Trick
Parody Song Title:
"Cannibalizin'"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
I want you to eat me
I want you to cook me
I want you to roast me
I'm beggin you to bake me
Serve me up with fava beans, Chianti would be fine
Please don't act like I'm a freak
Please just say that you'll eat me
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Oh, cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Set me on the stove and be my friend in my time of dyin'
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
I want to be fricassee
I need to be spicy
Now, please don't be grumpy
I'm beggin' you to bake me
I'll grease up from head to toe, roll me in whole wheat flour
Someone please kiss the cook
Please just say that you'll eat me
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Oh, cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Set me on the stove and be my friend in my time of dyin'
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'
I want you to eat me
I want you to cook me
I want you to roast me
I'm beggin you to bake me
I want you to eat me
I want you to eat me
I want you to eat me...
I want you to cook me
I want you to roast me
I'm beggin you to bake me
Serve me up with fava beans, Chianti would be fine
Please don't act like I'm a freak
Please just say that you'll eat me
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Oh, cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Set me on the stove and be my friend in my time of dyin'
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
I want to be fricassee
I need to be spicy
Now, please don't be grumpy
I'm beggin' you to bake me
I'll grease up from head to toe, roll me in whole wheat flour
Someone please kiss the cook
Please just say that you'll eat me
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Oh, cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'!
Set me on the stove and be my friend in my time of dyin'
Cannibal, cannibal, cannibal, cannibalizin'
I want you to eat me
I want you to cook me
I want you to roast me
I'm beggin you to bake me
I want you to eat me
I want you to eat me
I want you to eat me...
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee. agrimorfee@hotmail.com
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"I'm beggin you to bake me" HA HA HA This is hilarious!
I was going to say the exact same thing that mac just said! ;-D
I'm suddenly hungry. ;-) Have some fiva beans. Very very funny..hehe!
(SOTM - Feb) Of course, I had to read this just before lunch. Good job.
(SOTM FEB) Well, I wrote "Hannibal", so I guess I can relate, Maynard. ;-)
If we're all Maynard, does that make you Dobie? I really liked this one.
(SOTM FEB) Kentucky Fried Human?
(SOTM) This was horrible.
This is the love theme from "EAT ME! - The Musical," right? Great job, Aggro, parodying an original that doesn't offer much flexibility. And Phil Nelson's comment is, um, horrible.
Agrimorfee - Tasty & fun. 5's (FEB SOTM contest)
I think this one may well be my favourite of yours, Agrimorfee. Wonderfully sick - you must have been all eaten up by the idea ;-)
What everyone else said. Especially Birgitta's "fiva beans" comment. Oh, but not the "horrible" one. Funny stuff.
I thought this was really good Agri!
(SOTM) Still a great spoof of an othewise awful song...
Nice one, Agrr, even if you didn't work "bite me" into the mix. Sick and twisted, like a a good meal should be.
I agree with Rick and several others...this is one of your better songs in my opinion. Good job Ag!
I laughed so hard that I went crazy and and started running around the apartment trying to pee on my running and dodging cats....
...it didn't have quite the same effect on me as ol' johnny pain here, but a hilarious parody nonetheless.
(ABC) People...the other other white meat. 555
(ABC05) 5's
(ABC) See above...I live in Concord, Massachusetts, which is surrounded by five towns: Acton...Carlisle...Lincoln...Sudbury...and...Maynard. ;-D
(ABC-C) Do you have some sort of eating disorder? Nice piece, Ag.
C - LOL!
(ABC) Macabre but rivetting. 555
(ABC) DKTOS
(ABC) Hmm.. yum :-)
I don't find this one too funny, why would anybody ask to be eaten? Where's the humor in wanting someone to cook you? You should read my dirty parody of the original song on whatfreaks.com.
Gross Out 2--Next time I want to lose weight, I'll just read this song, it killed my appetite, which means IT WORKED:) Excellent Agimorefee, I've only read a few by you, but this is the first one that really got me laughing. . . .I liked Mucho, well the song--not cannibalization.
For those who question the ridiculousness of this concept, keep in mind this was inspired by a true life event. Just google "Armin Meiwes" for the sordid details. There is very little that is sacred in the realm of humor, but I want to stress that I do not praise this moron's actions.
(Gross-Out Doo) Okay, I think I'll skip lunch today. It must have been a bit hard to not turn this into a whatfreaker (n/m.. I see David already did that...). Very well written with a lot of great "subs" throughout (meatball sub, anyone?).
Took a large bite out of Cheap Trick, and kinda made me Seep Sick
I have a better title for this one: Ode to Jeff Dahmer. Or maybe Ode to Al Packer?----MM
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