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Song Parodies -> "Whaling"
Original Song Title:
"Sailing"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christopher Cross
Parody Song Title:
"Whaling"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
A crimson tide's a paradise
For a salty cuss like me
And on a lucky day you can harvest your way
To profitability
The harpoon can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me
It's not far to blubber blubber land
Where all the beasts have fled
And if the current's right you can shoot all night
Till the deck's a lovely red
The hooks will gouge them up a treat
Just you wait and see
Believe me
Whaling
Takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and a crew to carve the b--ch
And soon I will be rich
Avarice
Is my fondest wish
When I'm whaling
Bash their skulls with a wooden plank
Every whale is a piggy bank
Won't you believe me
It's not far to the spawning grounds
Where the humpbacks go to hump
And when the quota's made you can grab a blade
And skin each fishy chump
The harpoon can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me
Whaling
Takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and a crew to carve the b--ch
And soon I will be rich
For a salty cuss like me
And on a lucky day you can harvest your way
To profitability
The harpoon can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me
It's not far to blubber blubber land
Where all the beasts have fled
And if the current's right you can shoot all night
Till the deck's a lovely red
The hooks will gouge them up a treat
Just you wait and see
Believe me
Whaling
Takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and a crew to carve the b--ch
And soon I will be rich
Avarice
Is my fondest wish
When I'm whaling
Bash their skulls with a wooden plank
Every whale is a piggy bank
Won't you believe me
It's not far to the spawning grounds
Where the humpbacks go to hump
And when the quota's made you can grab a blade
And skin each fishy chump
The harpoon can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me
Whaling
Takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and a crew to carve the b--ch
And soon I will be rich
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This song is a revelation to me. Never knew whaling could be some much fun I think I'll make it my living. What could go wrong?
I'm glad you discovered them too! Thanks for checking them out!
From hell's heart, I "Fiveth" thee!!
And I alone survived to grade thee .... with 5's!!
@Landlubber Ahab ......... What could go wrong; I'll show you what could go wrong. They say Im pretty headstrong when it comes to defending my harem. They say Im a real Dick about it, capische? And if you dont, come to my spawning ground once; just one time
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