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Song Parodies -> "Flying"
Original Song Title:
"Sailing"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christopher Cross
Parody Song Title:
"Flying"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Wilder
The Lyrics
Well, it's way too far to fly to Alaska
At least it is for me
And if the wind is rough you can hit turbulence
And puke on your neighbor's seat
Oh the drink cart can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Get me a Bahama Breeze
It's way too far to never-never land
The air fares are insane
And if the wind is rough while dinner's served
Eating lasagna can be a pain
Oh the drink cart can do miracles
Just you wait and see
I'd like a Budweiser please
Flying is something that makes me wanna say never again
Bombs, falling engines and flaming wings
The TSA wand still stings
Much unease
It gets the best of me
When I'm flying
They lost my luggage in the sea
And the in-flight movie wasn't free
Even though it starred Schneider Robby
Flying is something that makes me wanna say never again
Bombs, falling engines and flaming wings
The TSA wand still stings
Well it's way too far to get back home
At least it is for me
And if the engine does go falling off
It'll remind me of Darko Donnie
Oh the drink cart can do miracles
Just you wait and see
I'd like a Heineken please
Flying is something that makes me wanna say never again
Bombs, falling engines and flaming wings
The TSA wand still stings
At least it is for me
And if the wind is rough you can hit turbulence
And puke on your neighbor's seat
Oh the drink cart can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Get me a Bahama Breeze
It's way too far to never-never land
The air fares are insane
And if the wind is rough while dinner's served
Eating lasagna can be a pain
Oh the drink cart can do miracles
Just you wait and see
I'd like a Budweiser please
Flying is something that makes me wanna say never again
Bombs, falling engines and flaming wings
The TSA wand still stings
Much unease
It gets the best of me
When I'm flying
They lost my luggage in the sea
And the in-flight movie wasn't free
Even though it starred Schneider Robby
Flying is something that makes me wanna say never again
Bombs, falling engines and flaming wings
The TSA wand still stings
Well it's way too far to get back home
At least it is for me
And if the engine does go falling off
It'll remind me of Darko Donnie
Oh the drink cart can do miracles
Just you wait and see
I'd like a Heineken please
Flying is something that makes me wanna say never again
Bombs, falling engines and flaming wings
The TSA wand still stings
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