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Song Parodies -> "If You Can’t Choose "
Original Song Title:
"Arthur's Theme "
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christopher Cross
Parody Song Title:
"If You Can’t Choose "
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Thank God Biden endorsed her
Harris will keep freedom around
By beating that dope
You know, the fascist clown
Waking up's hard for some fools
You'd think those dummies
Would see by now
But they still might prefer
The autocrat hound
Some people can’t choose
Between a loon and democracy
It might sound crazy
But it's true
If you can’t choose
Between a loon and democracy
I’ll tell you what to do
Yes, this is what you do:
Show loon no love
Conald Scump says he's like Jesus
But he is just a spoiled brat boy
Acting tough, acting rough
Is just a ploy
He causes strife
Along with his slimes
Those creeps are causing trouble
All the time
It's not a laughing matter
Folks need to see
Some people can’t choose
Between a goon and democracy
I know it's crazy
But it's true
If you can’t choose
Between a goon and democracy
I’ll tell you what to do
Yes, this is what you do:
Give loon no love
Harris will keep freedom around
By beating that dope
You know, the fascist clown
Waking up's hard for some fools
You'd think those dummies
Would see by now
But they still might prefer
The autocrat hound
Some people can’t choose
Between a loon and democracy
It might sound crazy
But it's true
If you can’t choose
Between a loon and democracy
I’ll tell you what to do
Yes, this is what you do:
Show loon no love
Conald Scump says he's like Jesus
But he is just a spoiled brat boy
Acting tough, acting rough
Is just a ploy
He causes strife
Along with his slimes
Those creeps are causing trouble
All the time
It's not a laughing matter
Folks need to see
Some people can’t choose
Between a goon and democracy
I know it's crazy
But it's true
If you can’t choose
Between a goon and democracy
I’ll tell you what to do
Yes, this is what you do:
Give loon no love
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REPORT: Biden Blasts ‘Dead and Buried’ Kamala Campaign – ‘Stupid, Lazy.’
https://thenationalpulse.com/2024/10/28/report-biden-blasts-dead-and-buried-kamala-campaign-stupid-lazy/
Former Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is calling Kamala Harris’s run for the White House “dead and buried” behind the scenes, sources claim. The 81-year-old president is reportedly denigrating Barack Obama, whom he holds partly responsible for forcing him out of the race, and other detractors as “suckers” and “jackasses” for ousting him.
Human Events editor Jack Posobiec cites a White House official as telling “multiple advisors” that Harris is an “innate sucker” who was “too credulous from the starting line.”
The official is said to have “[a]bsolutely slammed” his vice president’s campaign schedule, characterizing it as “Classic Hare and Tortoise but the Hare is also stupid, not just lazy,” in reference to the famous Aesop’s fable.
Former President Donald J. Trump and his running mate, Senator J.D. Vance (R-OH), have conducted many more interviews than Harris and her running mate, Governor Tim Walz (D-MN), who have largely avoided press scrutiny. Trump has also appeared on multiple long-form podcasts, most recently the industry-leading Joe Rogan Experience, garnering tens of millions of views.
Biden is said to be more coherent on the topic of Harris and her campaign than any other subject.
https://thenationalpulse.com/2024/10/28/report-biden-blasts-dead-and-buried-kamala-campaign-stupid-lazy/
Former Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is calling Kamala Harris’s run for the White House “dead and buried” behind the scenes, sources claim. The 81-year-old president is reportedly denigrating Barack Obama, whom he holds partly responsible for forcing him out of the race, and other detractors as “suckers” and “jackasses” for ousting him.
Human Events editor Jack Posobiec cites a White House official as telling “multiple advisors” that Harris is an “innate sucker” who was “too credulous from the starting line.”
The official is said to have “[a]bsolutely slammed” his vice president’s campaign schedule, characterizing it as “Classic Hare and Tortoise but the Hare is also stupid, not just lazy,” in reference to the famous Aesop’s fable.
Former President Donald J. Trump and his running mate, Senator J.D. Vance (R-OH), have conducted many more interviews than Harris and her running mate, Governor Tim Walz (D-MN), who have largely avoided press scrutiny. Trump has also appeared on multiple long-form podcasts, most recently the industry-leading Joe Rogan Experience, garnering tens of millions of views.
Biden is said to be more coherent on the topic of Harris and her campaign than any other subject.
Kamala backers are MELTING DOWN tonight after Biden called Trump supporters "garbage" pic.twitter.com/DVkKUj8CYG
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 30, 2024
https://x.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1851455342720303469
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 30, 2024
https://x.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1851455342720303469
Yeah... If you can't choose between DemoKKKrats and your Constitutional rights, then voting is DEFINITELY not for you.
Vance said people shouldn't always take things so seriously, then called Biden's "garbage" comment disgusting. The only thing he's consistent at is being inconsistent, like going from calling Rump "America's Hitler" to running with him.
Is there any chance that Vance still believes that 45 is America's Hitler and that he's running for VP as a safeguard in that he plans to murder Orange if he's elected, making himself president and saving the nation?
There is one not-widely-disseminated- idea that the Trump team is looking towards a win, then quickly pull a 25th Amendment gambit to get rid of him to install Vance. Because he is even more of a toadie who will nod yes to any idea that someone says "this is the right move".
@Brutus, it is more likely that Vance still believes 45 is America's Hitler and he is running with him because he has become a fascist himself.
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