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Song Parodies -> "If You Can’t Choose "

Original Song Title:

"Arthur's Theme "

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christopher Cross

Parody Song Title:

"If You Can’t Choose "

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Thank God Biden endorsed her
Harris will keep freedom around
By beating that dope
You know, the fascist clown
Waking up's hard for some fools
You'd think those dummies
Would see by now
But they still might prefer
The autocrat hound

Some people can’t choose
Between a loon and democracy
It might sound crazy
But it's true
If you can’t choose
Between a loon and democracy
I’ll tell you what to do
Yes, this is what you do:
Show loon no love

Conald Scump says he's like Jesus
But he is just a spoiled brat boy
Acting tough, acting rough
Is just a ploy
He causes strife
Along with his slimes
Those creeps are causing trouble
All the time
It's not a laughing matter
Folks need to see

Some people can’t choose
Between a goon and democracy
I know it's crazy
But it's true
If you can’t choose
Between a goon and democracy
I’ll tell you what to do
Yes, this is what you do:
Give loon no love












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MAGA - October 30, 2024 - Report this comment
Yeah... If you can't choose between DemoKKKrats and your Constitutional rights, then voting is DEFINITELY not for you.
Trent Trash - October 30, 2024 - Report this comment
Vance said people shouldn't always take things so seriously, then called Biden's "garbage" comment disgusting. The only thing he's consistent at is being inconsistent, like going from calling Rump "America's Hitler" to running with him.
Brutus - November 01, 2024 - Report this comment
Is there any chance that Vance still believes that 45 is America's Hitler and that he's running for VP as a safeguard in that he plans to murder Orange if he's elected, making himself president and saving the nation?
* - November 02, 2024 - Report this comment
There is one not-widely-disseminated- idea that the Trump team is looking towards a win, then quickly pull a 25th Amendment gambit to get rid of him to install Vance. Because he is even more of a toadie who will nod yes to any idea that someone says "this is the right move".
Vance Stance - November 03, 2024 - Report this comment
@Brutus, it is more likely that Vance still believes 45 is America's Hitler and he is running with him because he has become a fascist himself.

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