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Song Parodies -> "Wasted a Buffet"
Original Song Title:
"Wasted on the Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crosby, Stills, & Nash
Parody Song Title:
"Wasted a Buffet"
Parody Written by:
dobbs
The Lyrics
JMJ This is autobiographical
Look around me
I can see two swine before me
Eating everything they're able to fit on a plate
I am orbal now
I ate more than what I wanted
And a dish that I had started it had no finish
Chorus
There's so much grub to eat up
Everywhere we turn
This time, we have wasted a buffet
So much food is moving
They're closing up the grill
'Til the warden comes and carries us away
Oh, when we were young
When we busted all our garters
We gusted all our farters
And ruled the self-serve
Look around us now
Management now has taunted
They think that we have ingested more than we deserved
Chorus
I can see two swine before me
Eating everything they're able to fit on a plate
I am orbal now
I ate more than what I wanted
And a dish that I had started it had no finish
Chorus
There's so much grub to eat up
Everywhere we turn
This time, we have wasted a buffet
So much food is moving
They're closing up the grill
'Til the warden comes and carries us away
Oh, when we were young
When we busted all our garters
We gusted all our farters
And ruled the self-serve
Look around us now
Management now has taunted
They think that we have ingested more than we deserved
Chorus
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Good, URP, job. dobbs.. 5's
JMJ Thanks, Paul, and everybody who slapped me some fiveage. I hate when I do this (I always do), but I made improvements AFTER I posted it. For example, the last verse screamed for "I had eight desserts", but I didn't catch it until later. Thanks, though.
dobbs - if you so desire you can post the "new, improved" version and then ask ChuckyG to delete this posting. Of course, the new posting starts off with "0" votes, but I'm sure you will pick up at the least the 3 you've gotten here with an improved re-post of this piece. You would go over to the "Messageboard" area and I think you would find a topic in the "Song Parodies" section that would say something about deleting parodies - or you could just start a new one and request it.
Great title.
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