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Song Parodies -> "Do You Really Want To Burp Me"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Culture Club
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Really Want To Burp Me"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Sit upright
Holding your baby tight
Brace his chest and head
Gentle pats
On baby's back
When he goes to bed
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Pent up gasses build inside me
Mommy always wonders why
In my tummy somethings churning
Cause I swallowed too much air
You don't want my lunch returning
So take me out of my chair
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Soon after I have eaten
Place a towel under my chin
Lay me down facing the ceiling
Or pick me up and let me sit
You might notice I am fussy
If it's true then you should know
Minutes after I'm done feeding
I'm prepared to let one go
If my lunch is ground up peas
Then I'll make a face
Everything is bound to be
All over the place
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Holding your baby tight
Brace his chest and head
Gentle pats
On baby's back
When he goes to bed
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Pent up gasses build inside me
Mommy always wonders why
In my tummy somethings churning
Cause I swallowed too much air
You don't want my lunch returning
So take me out of my chair
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Soon after I have eaten
Place a towel under my chin
Lay me down facing the ceiling
Or pick me up and let me sit
You might notice I am fussy
If it's true then you should know
Minutes after I'm done feeding
I'm prepared to let one go
If my lunch is ground up peas
Then I'll make a face
Everything is bound to be
All over the place
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
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Now I'm gonna tell you yours is decent, and it is.
*applause*
Apparently Malcolm Higgins did a version of this song awhile back...I did a search for it, but I searched Culture Club. Malcolm listed the author as Boy George.
Well done as usual, Jeff. And by the way, are there any songs Malcolm hasn't done?
(ABC 2005) DKTOS, but a good read.
(ABC05) Cute!
(ABC 2005) Cute cute!
(ABC-D) I burped right after reading this.
D: Awww. :)
(ABC) Disgustingly cute.
(ABC) Baby Boy George's anthem!
(ABC) there really is no way around those ground-up peas when you're a bub - the baby's got my sympathy here Jeff
After years of burping from the bottle, we grow into teens and begin burping from the bottle all over again. Gurglin' 5s for Daddy Jeff.
(ABC) (Happy gurgling noises)
(ABC-D) I'm a sucker for infants.
Aren't you a bit old for this, Jeff? ;-)
(ABC) ::barney belch:: "I don't know where you pixies came from, but I like your pixie juice"
ABC--this is FAB, Jeff...and written so long before you knew the subject manner so first hand! Great!
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