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Song Parodies -> "Martin Clunes"

Original Song Title:

"(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cutting Crew

Parody Song Title:

"Martin Clunes"

Parody Written by:

A Monkey Full of Rooms

The Lyrics

Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Doc Martin is bound to get you,

Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Doc Martin is bound to get you,

Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin...mmm...

(female vocal)

Martin Clunes,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Martin Clunes,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,

One, two, three,
He’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
He’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,

Martin Clunes,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Martin Clunes,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, watch that guy from TV,
Let’s watch Martin Clunes!

(vocal trio)

Martin Clunes,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Martin Clunes,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,

One, two, three,
He’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
He’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,

Martin Clunes,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Martin Clunes,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy from TV,
Let’s watch Martin Clunes, whoa!

Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)

One, two, three,
He’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
He’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,

Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy from TV,
Let’s watch Martin Clunes, whoa!

Simple as the day is long!

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Kipper the Dog - July 03, 2024 - Report this comment
The greatest actor in television history, amiright?
A Monkey Full Of Rooms - July 03, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comment. I appreciate it.
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