I keep looking for cereal I can't get
shredded wheat all around me
and I think it's the next aisle to this
the food guide, it sits on my kitchen table
it's always been pablum , since I left the cradle
who woulda thought that a life like mine could come to this

ah, I'll just buy lucky charms tonight
and eat them watching tv in bed
I'll just buy lucky charms tonight
ah, I'll just buy lucky charms tonight
nothing more nutritious than this
I'll just buy lucky charms tonight

is there any other brands that will taste like these?
on the surface, but I'm hard to please
tried shredded wheat, then rice krispie 'smores
and now I won't repeat that mistake
no porridge or wheaties, it's them I can't take
and the charms fulfilled my fantasy one too many times

ah, I'll just buy lucky charms tonight
and eat them watching tv in bed
I'll just buy lucky charms tonight
ah, I'll just buy lucky charms tonight
nothing more nutritious than this
I'll just buy lucky charms tonight

it was a long long night
quick and easy and my breakfast is right
and when i'm finished, and they are all gone
I'll eat with my hands, back in bed
how can I go wrong?
ah, I'll just buy lucky charms tonight
and eat them watching tv in bed

I'll just buy lucky charms tonight
ah, I'll just buy lucky charms tonight
nothing more nutritious than this
I'll just buy lucky charms tonight