Oh I, I just tried chicken parm tonight
It must have made my stomach hurt
I just tried chicken parm tonight

I kept looking for something I can't eat
frozen meals were all that I see
And I don't know a sleazy joint to eat out at now
The encore meal it sits on my dinner table
I spoon the chicken, and sauce with a ladle
who would've thought a meal like this could taste good to me

Oh I, I just tried chicken parm tonight
It wasn't what I expected
I just tried chicken parm tonight
Oh I. I just tried chicken parm tonight
I think it was some kind of crap
I should've thrown it out, Shoulda thrown it out

Is there any relief for feeling like this?
an antacid that just couldn't miss
I try to be discreet, but I can't hold it in
embarrassed now, oh boy what a mistake
there laughing at Petey, I should have had steak
cuz I've been fooled by factory cheese one too many times

Oh I, I just tried chicken parm tonight
I shoulda ate some kind of veg
I just tried chicken parm tonight
Oh I, I jjust tried chicken parm tonight
it must have gone bad i would think
I should have had the veal, shoulda had the veal

I took pepto tonight
It made it real easy, it made me feel right
but it's not over, the pain hasn't gone
I followed my taste not my head, I guess I was wrong

Oh I, I just treid chicken parm tonight
Oh I, I just tried chicken parm tonight