Buzzing in my head I hear the set up
For jokes and puns
Caught up in humor, amusement
Is so much fun
Old gags, stand up---puzzles for the mind
Suitcases of groaners
Line after'

Sometimes you lecture me
I'm just playing with your head
She's moaning at me, hate it, dear
What you've said
Then she says, Oh no
I'm so unkind
A second joke I find

If you're smart, you can look
For some comedy
Line after line
If you speak, I will match you
I'll be punning
Line after line

After my marriage fails and laughter
Has left my earth
New source of humor, I'll use it
For new-found mirth
Punch lines will come from deep inside
The anguish goes in time

If you're smart, you can look
For some comedy
Line after line
If you speak, I will match you
I'll be punning
Line after line

Then she says, Oh no
I'm so unkind
Another wife I find

If you're smart, you can look
For some comedy
Line after line
If you speak, I will match you
I'll be punning
Line after line
Line after line
Line after line