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Song Parodies -> "Girls Just Wanna Drop Dung"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Just Wanna Drop Dung"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

The Lyrics

Come home and I really have to shite
My toilet is my throne that I go to day and night
My spinchter stretches and massages my buns
And girls, they wanna drop dung
Oh, girls just wanna drop dung!

The phone rings while I'm taking a shite
I just sit there dropping turds and I'm fine
I plug my ears so my feces will come
Cause girls, they wanna drop dung
Oh, girls just wanna-
That's all they really want!
Pooping all night
And my pee goes right
Oh girls, just wanna drop dung!
Oh girls, just wanna drop dung!

Some boys make the best with their turds
And hide them from the rest of the world
I wanna drop them all for the rest of my life
Oh girls, just wanna drop dung!
Oh girls, just wanna drop dung!

Oh girls, just wanna drop dung!
Oh girls, just wanna drop dung!

(repeat to fade)
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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.1
Total Votes: 15

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skrewmaster - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This isn't funny, it's disgusting.
I HATE IT - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, you're back, eh? Well I'll have you know something. Aside from the fact that the OS is titled "Girls Just WANT TO Have Fun" (not wanna), this subject matter has been worn out enough times already. By the way, are you by any chance related to Poopie Longstocking? He/she/it/banjo is/was a hobbit who was obssessed with toilet humour just like you.
Mr. 1's - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
My infamous vote would be greatly appreciated here.
Jason - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Both this and the other stupid parody by this author have been reported to ChuckyG.
aoid - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh good. Too much toilet humour is unhealthy. Who is this author anyway? like i care
George W. Bush - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I could write something better than this.
Morality - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
wow this is just bad...im not even gonna vote... OMG MR.1 your back! we've never needed u more man...
agdshdf - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
This is golden.
who cares what my name is - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This is stupid.

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