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Song Parodies -> "World Thinks Bush Is A Dunce"
Original Song Title:
"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cyndi Lauper
Parody Song Title:
"World Thinks Bush Is A Dunce"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Hear Shrub moan, "I just want to fight."
His father says, "Soon you're gonna - play your cards right.
So never fear, 'cause you're the Fortunate Son."
The world thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
Protests spring up; Bush creates this strife.
Distraught, Bush yells, "Who are they calling a dull knife?!
My daddy fears I'll have one term - serve only once!"
The world thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
His gall is what they taunt.
Dumb dunce.
"You're a jerk; we'll say this once."
World thinks bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
(instrumental break)
War noise, unproved charges hurled.
Does he get away with pissing off the world?
G. Dubya B., just cannot talk or enunce.
The world thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
His gall is what they taunt.
Dumb dunce.
"You're a jerk; we'll say this once."
World thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
They taunt the big dunce...
They taunt the big dunce...
They taunt the big dunce...
They taunt the big dunce...
(repeat last line and fade)
Hear Shrub moan, "I just want to fight."
His father says, "Soon you're gonna - play your cards right.
So never fear, 'cause you're the Fortunate Son."
The world thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
Protests spring up; Bush creates this strife.
Distraught, Bush yells, "Who are they calling a dull knife?!
My daddy fears I'll have one term - serve only once!"
The world thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
His gall is what they taunt.
Dumb dunce.
"You're a jerk; we'll say this once."
World thinks bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
(instrumental break)
War noise, unproved charges hurled.
Does he get away with pissing off the world?
G. Dubya B., just cannot talk or enunce.
The world thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
His gall is what they taunt.
Dumb dunce.
"You're a jerk; we'll say this once."
World thinks Bush is a du-unce.
The world thinks Bush is a dunce.
They taunt the big dunce...
They taunt the big dunce...
They taunt the big dunce...
They taunt the big dunce...
(repeat last line and fade)
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