Song Parodies -> "Nerds Fighting With Nerf Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

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Original Performer:

"Nerds Fighting With Nerf Guns"

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The Lyrics

Truly a popular pastime among children and dorks: firing massive quantities of soft foam pellets at each other!

Conventions are part of my life
The fan artists, Q&A's and con funk are fi-ine
But there's one part that is the greatest of fun
It's nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns
Oh-oh, nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns

I'm not sure if these mass foam pellet fights
Are Magfest-only or if they're at all con si-ites
They have been at the one's I've been to, such fun
Us nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns
A-always on the attack

I may get hit a lo-o-o-o-o-o-ot
I su-u-u-u-u-u-uck
I don't really care, it's fun
Us nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns
Oh-oh, nerds fightin' with NE-ERF gu-uns
Nerds, they want some painle-ess fun
NERF's great for that

Sometimes you get one asshole nerd
Who tries to steal a gun to have it prese-erved
We love collector's items, but now we're just
Some nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns
So-o quit the whinin', man

You'll get the damn thing o-o-o-o-o-o-once
We're do-o-o-o-o-o-one
But 'til then join in the fun
Of nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns
Oh, ne-erds fightin' with NE-ERF gu-uns
Nerds, they want some painle-ess fun
NERF's great for that

Check my shooter, my six-shoote-e-er (ne-e-erds)
My NERF shooter soon will shoot ya-a-a (nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns)
Ne-e-erd herds fightin' with NERF gu-uns
NERF launcher, rocket launche-e-er
I will own ya, beat all of ya-a-a (ne-e-erds)
With one finger, trigger finge-e-er (nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns)
Ne-e-erd herds fightin' with NERF gu-uns

Gun's not workin'
Get it workin' 'fore I'm shot
Oh, stupid pellet thing got stuck
Wait ne-erd herds fightin' with NERF gu-uns
Need a second, shoot, shoot
Ceasefi-ire, call ceasefi-i-i-ire (ne-e-erds)
I can't fi-ire, gun won't fi-i-i-ire (nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns)
Wait ne-erd (hey!) herds fightin' with NERF gu-uns
Stop fi-ire, stop your fi-i-i-ire (gun ain't workin')
Stop your shootin' 'fore I'm shot (ceasefi-ire, want ceasefi-i-i-ire)
I said stop shootin', this ain't fun (ne-e-erd herds fightin' with NERF gu-uns)
You je-erk nerds fightin' with NERF gu-uns
They wanna win, no matte-e-er

To those not in the know, NERF wars at Magfest are totally a thing.

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Jonathan - October 13, 2015 - Report this comment

it's Nerf or nothin'! 5's

Patrick - October 14, 2015 - Report this comment

Is there a background check before you can buy one of these?

girlypink66 - November 08, 2015 - Report this comment

I already have three of those Nerf Guns. There's one sitting next to my bookshelf. The other 2 are Nerf Rebelle guns.

Rob Arndt - November 09, 2015 - Report this comment

I must be old as the first NERF stuff I remember was the ball and football! NERF may stand for Non-Expansion Recreational Foam but it got its name from auto racing. Nerfing was lightly tapping or bumping a rival car which led to Nerf safety bars which used foam padding. 555!

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