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Song Parodies -> "Girls Just Want To Have Rights "

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want To Have Fun "

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Just Want To Have Rights "

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Inspired by the photo on social media showing Cyndi Lauper wearing a shirt saying "Girls Just Want Fundamental Rights"
Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with men?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on…

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with mags?
Girls just wanna have rights now

I come home from a protest fight
We marched for Reproductive Rights
My mother says she was heart-warmed with that sight
‘Cause every girl should have rights
Have fundamental rights

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with you?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on…

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My protest partner says “abortion’s pro-life”
My father stands with us with all of his might
‘Cause every girl should have rights
Have fundamental rights

That's all they really want
Some rights
When the working day turns night
You know, girls they want to have rights

Hey now, hey now
What's wrong with those judges?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on…

Hey now, hey now
What is wrong with the Right?
Girls just wanna have rights now

Hey the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls just wanna have rights
Yes the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls they wanna have

Some men take a beautiful girl
And veil her face from the rest of the world
She wants to have some fun and walk in the sun…

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with men?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on…

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with mags?
Girls just wanna have rights now

Hey the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls just wanna have rights
Yes the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls all wanna have

Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with you?
Girls just wanna have rights now

Hey the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls just wanna have rights
Yes the Right just wants to gaslight
While the girls they wanna have

Hey now, hey now
What's wrong with those judges?
Girls just wanna have rights now
Come on...

Hey now, hey now
What is wrong with the Right?
Girls just wanna have rights now...

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Your Kind of People - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Deranged Trump-Hating Lefty Murders Entire Family

https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2024/11/10/deranged-trump-hating-lefty-murders-entire-family-n4934155

A mentally ill man who raged online against Republicans and Christians, repeating extreme leftist rhetoric against them, just murdered his wife, kids, and ex-partner before committing suicide.

Anthony Nephew, a Minnesota resident with a history of suicidal tendencies, was found dead this week. And before he shot himself, he also shot and killed his wife and 7-year-old son, as well as his former partner and their 15-year-old son, who had been shot multiple times, according to The UK Daily Mail. The outlet indicated that a contributing factor in the motive for Nephew’s heinous crime could’ve been his ridiculous but consuming fear of living in a real-life Handmaid’s Tale after Donald Trump’s election victory.

Joe Biden called Trump and his supporters “garbage” and a “threat to democracy.” Kamala Harris repeatedly compared Trump to infamous mass murderer Adolf Hitler. The mainstream media without reason wailed and screeched about “violent Christian nationalism” while labeling Trump supporters “Nazis.” And yet all this time it was Democrats who were funding genocidal terrorists, releasing violent criminals and murderers, ignoring their own thugs rioting, suing and locking up their political opponents, and trampling Americans’ rights.

But one man who completely fell for the rhetoric, while blinding himself to the real dangers, was Nephew, and it seems that, horrifically, his family paid the ultimate price. Nephew insanely and apparently thought that his young kids and their mothers were actually better off dead than alive under a Trump presidency. This is the horror that occurs when mental illness combines with extreme leftist propaganda.

The Daily Mail reported that Nephew’s social media history shows that he recently went on strange rants about aliens, Christians, and right-leaning Americans. He rambled, “Life is just a fantasy of your own construction drawn from the lattice of your own experiential reality.” He was particularly and irrationally worried about a potential second Trump presidency.

“My mental health and the world can no longer peacefully coexist, and a lot of the reason is religion,” he ominously wrote in July. He certainly seems to have fallen for baseless media rhetoric on Christian extremism. “I am terrified of religious zealots inflicting their misguided beliefs on me and my family. I have intrusive thoughts of being burned at the stake as a witch, or crucified on a burning cross,” he babbled. “Having people actually believe that I or my child are Satan or, the anti-Christ or whatever their favorite color of boogie man they are afraid are this week.”

Nephew, per the Daily Mail, accused Republicans of “making it harder for women to leave” domestic violence relationships (ironic considering that he ultimately murdered his wife and ex-partner) and referred to the fictional dystopia of A Handmaid’s Tale by saying, “Gilead here we come.” Far too many Democrats worked up to a pitch of hysteria by media propaganda seem to believe that the fictional misogynistic dystopia will become reality under Donald Trump, who just made history by appointing a female chief-of-staff.
Her Body, Her Choice - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Michigan woman fired for refusing Covid vax wins record $12 MILLION from employer

https://www.notthebee.com/article/michigan-woman-fired-for-refusing-covid-vax-wins-record-12-million-from-employer

In Michigan, a federal jury awarded Catholic woman Lisa Domski more than $12 million - $10 million of that in punitive damages - after she was fired for refusing the Covid vaccine.

Domski worked for Blue Cross Blue Shield in the state for 30 years, and was 100% remote during the pandemic (as well as 75% remote previously) while working as an IT specialist.

Despite requesting a religious exemption for the Covid vax, Blue Cross refused, triggering a lawsuit from Domski, who claimed she was a victim of religious discrimination.

Her attorney, Jon Marko, said this in a statement:

"Our forefathers fought and died for the freedom for each American to practice his or her own religion. Neither the government nor a corporation has a right to force an individual to choose between his or her career and conscience. Lisa refused to renounce her faith and beliefs and was wrongfully terminated from the only job she had ever known. The jury's verdict today tells BCBSM that religious discrimination has no place in America and affirms each person's right to religious freedom."

The jury awarded Domski $10 million in punitive damages, $1.7 million in lost wages, and $1 million in noneconomic damages.

Meanwhile, Blue Cross is super sad that their corporate HR tyranny got slapped down:

"While Blue Cross respects the jury process and thanks the individual jurors for their service, we are disappointed in the verdict. Blue Cross is reviewing its legal options and will determine its path forward in the coming days."

I bet these people wore masks while alone in their cars. No wonder they wanted to vax up a Catholic woman who worked from home.
Talia Banshee - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
The Taliban gave congratulations that the US didn't allow a woman to become president. Big shame on the 53% of white women who voted their race over their gender.
If you're depressed about President Trump's victory, only Canada has the... FINAL SOLUTION to your problems! - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
‘Disturbing': Experts troubled by Canada’s euthanasia laws

https://apnews.com/article/covid-science-health-toronto-7c631558a457188d2bd2b5cfd360a867

TORONTO (AP) — Alan Nichols had a history of depression and other medical issues, but none were life-threatening. When the 61-year-old Canadian was hospitalized in June 2019 over fears he might be suicidal, he asked his brother to “bust him out” as soon as possible.

Within a month, Nichols submitted a request to be euthanized and he was killed, despite concerns raised by his family and a nurse practitioner.

His application for euthanasia listed only one health condition as the reason for his request to die: hearing loss.

Nichols’ family reported the case to police and health authorities, arguing that he lacked the capacity to understand the process and was not suffering unbearably — among the requirements for euthanasia. They say he was not taking needed medication, wasn’t using the cochlear implant that helped him hear, and that hospital staffers improperly helped him request euthanasia.

“Alan was basically put to death,” his brother Gary Nichols said.

Disability experts say the story is not unique in Canada, which arguably has the world’s most permissive euthanasia rules — allowing people with serious disabilities to choose to be killed in the absence of any other medical issue.

Many Canadians support euthanasia and the advocacy group Dying With Dignity says the procedure is “driven by compassion, an end to suffering and discrimination and desire for personal autonomy.” But human rights advocates say the country’s regulations lack necessary safeguards, devalue the lives of disabled people and are prompting doctors and health workers to suggest the procedure to those who might not otherwise consider it.

Equally troubling, advocates say, are instances in which people have sought to be killed because they weren’t getting adequate government support to live.

Canada is set to expand euthanasia access next year, but these advocates say the system warrants further scrutiny now.

Euthanasia “cannot be a default for Canada’s failure to fulfill its human rights obligations,” said Marie-Claude Landry, the head of its Human Rights Commission.

Landry said she shares the “grave concern” voiced last year by three U.N. human rights experts, who wrote that Canada’s euthanasia law appeared to violate the agency’s Universal Declaration of Human Rights. They said the law had a “discriminatory impact” on disabled people and was inconsistent with Canada’s obligations to uphold international human rights standards.

Tim Stainton, director of the Canadian Institute for Inclusion and Citizenship at the University of British Columbia, described Canada’s law as “probably the biggest existential threat to disabled people since the Nazis’ program in Germany in the 1930s.”

During his recent trip to Canada, Pope Francis blasted what he has labeled the culture of waste that considers elderly and disabled people disposable. “We need to learn how to listen to the pain” of the poor and most marginalized, Francis said, lamenting the “patients who, in place of affection, are administered death.”

Canada prides itself on being liberal and accepting, said David Jones, director of the Anscombe Bioethics Centre in Britain, “but what’s happening with euthanasia suggests there may be a darker side.”
Youth In Asia - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
If you want to obsess on euthanasia, see this old parody by eel to help you see the compassion in it: amiright.com/parody/70s/steelydan148.shtml
Equalist - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
So, they're shoving this equal rights thing down our throats, here's what I say, I agree with women having equal rights to men, however, it must come in a package with equal responsibilities. I don't see protests demanding women be included in the draft or any to abolish the draft altogether I see lots of signs with "equal pay for equal work", but never have I seen one with "equal time for equal crime"
Ned the clam - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
I guess I'm missing something. What "rights" were lost? Roe v Wade was a Supreme Court ruling that ended up being applied across the board to the entire US. Our Constitution stipulates that our laws come about through legislative processes. All that happened was the issue was returned to each state for approval/denial, giving voters the say they were initially denied. The horror, the horror.
Zen Adam B. - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Breaking news: dementia donald just appointed the One Guy in charge of the New Euthanasia Program for anti-maga Amiright writers.
I Can Cut And Paste Things That Are Relevant - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Rest in Power: A Running List of the Preventable Deaths Caused by Abortion Bans PUBLISHED 11/4/2024 by Roxanne Szal
I Can Cut and Paste Articles - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Residents of 10 states will vote Tuesday on abortion-related ballot measures, half of which would overturn existing restrictions. In the weeks ahead of an election in which abortion access has been a central issue, a spate of reports have emerged about the life-threatening consequences of strict laws against it. ProPublica reported last week that two Texas women died after they faced delays in getting miscarriage care because of the state’s abortion ban. ProPublica’s coverage in September linked two deaths to Georgia’s abortion ban. In response to the most recent reports, a group of OB-GYNs told Texas officials and policymakers in an open letter that the two women — Josseli Barnica, 28, and Nevaeh Crain, 18 — should still be alive. “The nature of the strict abortion ban in Texas does not allow us as medical professionals to do our jobs,” they wrote. “The law does not allow Texas women to get the lifesaving care they need.” Texas and Georgia are not among the 10 states with ballot measures that would protect or expand abortion rights. But reproductive rights advocates said stories about the consequences of abortion bans resonate with voters in any part of the country. “Every time a voter has had the opportunity to protect abortion access via ballot measure, they have done it,” said Sara Tabatabaie, executive director of Vote Pro-Choice, a political advocacy group that supports abortion access. According to ProPublica, which said it had reviewed her hospital and autopsy records and interviewed her family, Barnica died of an infection in 2021 after doctors waited to end her miscarriage until there was no detectable heartbeat. Barnica died just days after a state law known as SB 8 took effect, effectively banning abortion care once a fetal heartbeat could be detected, roughly six weeks into pregnancy. After the law was implemented, the number of Texas women who died during pregnancy or labor or shortly after childbirth skyrocketed, NBC News has reported. After the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision in 2022, a more stringent ban took effect in Texas, prohibiting all abortions except to save a woman’s life or prevent “substantial impairment of a major bodily function.” Crain’s death was linked to that ban because she, too, was unable to get timely care for a miscarriage, ProPublica reported, based on what it described as a review of 800 pages of her medical records. Crain developed an infection and became septic, according to ProPublica. NBC News has not independently verified the circumstances of Crain’s or Barnica’s deaths. How one group in Florida is getting out the vote for abortion rights 02:30 Christus Southeast Texas St. Elizabeth Hospital, which treated Crain, said it “believes that the care provided to this patient was at all times appropriate and compassionate.” HCA Healthcare, the hospital network where Barnica was treated, said that its “focus continues to be to provide the best possible care for our patients” and that physicians “use their extensive training and experience to exercise their independent medical judgment.” Amy O’Donnell, communications director for Texas Alliance for Life, said ProPublica’s reporting amounted to “misinformation.” “Monthly data shows that doctors in Texas have consistently performed life-saving abortions in rare cases where a mother’s life is at risk, or there is a substantial risk of impairment of a major bodily function,” she said in a statement. As for the deaths in Georgia, ProPublica reported in September that Amber Thurman, 28, encountered a rare complication in 2022 after she took abortion pills but did not receive timely medical care because of Georgia’s ban on abortions after a heartbeat is detected. The same year, Candi Miller, 41, did not see a doctor because of concerns about Georgia’s abortion law, according to ProPublica, and then died after she developed complications from managing her abortion at home. ProPublica said it had obtained reports from a state committee about each patient’s death, reviewed medical and autopsy records and spoken to their families. NBC News has not independently verified the details of those reports. Jaylen Black, vice president of marketing communications for Planned Parenthood Southeast — which operates health centers in Georgia — said that the stories are sadly unsurprising and that additional deaths have most likely gone unreported. “This is real life. Mothers have lost their lives. Their children now are growing up without their mothers because of our state’s abortion ban,” Black said. However, Dr. Ingrid Skop, vice president and director of medical affairs at the Charlotte Lozier Institute, an anti-abortion-rights group, blamed the Georgia and Texas deaths on “substandard medical care and fearmongering.”
Front Line Fran - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
The Pentagon is stunned over Slump's unqualified pick for defense secretary. The former captain he picked has spoken about getting women out of combat jobs? He wants to take away a woman's right to fight on the front lines for her country?
Babylon Bee - November 13, 2024 - Report this comment
10 Terrifying Ways Trump Could Destroy The Entire World

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-terrifying-ways-trump-could-destroy-the-entire-world

Donald Trump has won re-election, starting the world's eventual descent into darkness, destruction, and despair. With the annihilation of the world as we know it now imminent, many people are wondering how the end will come.

The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research to come up with the following list of the most likely ways Trump will destroy the world:

1. Deporting all the illegal immigrants to Mexico, throwing the planet off-balance, resulting in a wobble that would cause the Earth to break out of its orbit around the sun and hurtle through the dark void of space: Simple science.

2. Ending the Department of Education, which experts say is the only thing sustaining human life on Earth: We won't know for sure until it happens because the experts were educated under the Department of Education.

3. COVID-25 will break out, and Donald Trump won't make everyone mask and social distance: Billions and billions will die.

4. Enacting tax cuts that will make it so everyone has more money to buy cheeseburgers, causing every human being in the world to die from heart disease: So much for making America healthy again.

5. Forcing all women to log their monthly periods on a government website: This will cause all cycles to synchronize, leading to hormonal women wiping out all life on the planet.

6. Issuing drilling permits that will instantly cause sea levels to rise 5,000 feet and drown everyone: Sadly, Al Gore was right.

7. Barron Trump will grow to 1,000 feet tall, eventually devouring the Earth for sustenance: A body that size requires an astronomical number of calories.

8. Pardoning himself upon assuming office, creating a full-blown constitutional crisis that will cause a patriotic paradox, leading to the nation being erased from existence: It's like Back to the Future, but with politics.

9. Insulting extraterrestrial life with a mean tweet: Remember what the Death Star did to Alderaan? That was nothing compared to what the aliens will do. And it's all thanks to Trump.

10. He'll invade Poland, leading to the outbreak of a world war, culminating in the destruction of civilization: He's literally Hitler, remember?

Things aren't looking good, folks. But if you had to choose a scenario for the end of the world, which would you prefer?
Intelligent Ingrid - November 14, 2024 - Report this comment
At least they haven't taken away the right for Tulsi Garbage to be intelligence secretary when she is not qualified at all for the position.

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