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Song Parodies -> "Guns for the Rednecks"
Original Song Title:
"Run for the Roses"
Original Performer:
Dan Folgeberg
Parody Song Title:
"Guns for the Rednecks"
Parody Written by:
Zaphod Beeblebrox
The Lyrics
I can never get the correct dates for these songs. In any case, reading this will give you an oblligation to critique it. DO IT!Now this is about a thing that was discussed a while back about the fact that guns now cause more harm then protection, and not everyone should be entitled to them. This of course led to a huge debate on constitutional rights, and the right to protect peoples homes.... ENJOY!
We were born in the valleys,
In the woods and the trees,
Of Arizona, and Texas,
And West Tennessee,
And now we are told,
That an amendment will come,
To take guns from our rednecks so red!
And its guns for rednecks,
so we can protect,
From the evil robbers,
well blast off there heads,
How will we kill them,
If we cannot blast off there heads,
If we cannot blast off there heads?
Its our right given to us,
From the best of men,
Who wrote the constitution,
With patriotic blood so red,
and though it may seem,
That they only kill,
they also turn off lights real well...
And its guns for rednecks,
so we can protect,
From the evil robbers,
we'll blast off there heads,
How will we kill them,
If we cannot blast off there heads,
If we cannot blast off there heads?
So as you can see,
We need our good guns,
in order to protect,
all our loved ones,
and though it may seem,
that they'll wind up dead,
we'll hope the safety works instead,
And its guns for rednecks,
so we can protect,
From the evil robbers,
we'll blast off there heads,
How will we kill them,
If we cannot blast off there heads,
If we cannot blast off there heads?
In the woods and the trees,
Of Arizona, and Texas,
And West Tennessee,
And now we are told,
That an amendment will come,
To take guns from our rednecks so red!
And its guns for rednecks,
so we can protect,
From the evil robbers,
well blast off there heads,
How will we kill them,
If we cannot blast off there heads,
If we cannot blast off there heads?
Its our right given to us,
From the best of men,
Who wrote the constitution,
With patriotic blood so red,
and though it may seem,
That they only kill,
they also turn off lights real well...
And its guns for rednecks,
so we can protect,
From the evil robbers,
we'll blast off there heads,
How will we kill them,
If we cannot blast off there heads,
If we cannot blast off there heads?
So as you can see,
We need our good guns,
in order to protect,
all our loved ones,
and though it may seem,
that they'll wind up dead,
we'll hope the safety works instead,
And its guns for rednecks,
so we can protect,
From the evil robbers,
we'll blast off there heads,
How will we kill them,
If we cannot blast off there heads,
If we cannot blast off there heads?
I hope you liked it, i realize the pacing is not the best but please remember to COMMENT! DO IT! COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!
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