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Song Parodies -> "Wilkins"
Original Song Title:
"Mother"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Danzig
Parody Song Title:
"Wilkins"
Parody Written by:
Darius Whitehead
The Lyrics
If you like Wilkins Coffee, there's a song parody for that.
Wilkins,
Tell Jim Henson coffee comes my way.
Tell Jim Henson coffee rules the world.
It comes here everyday.
Wilkins.
Wilkins,
Tell them coffee's the best you can buy.
Tell them coffee can give you a whirl.
Oh, Wilkins.
Wontkins.
Gonna shoot you out the cannon tonight,
Cause it will make you hurl.
Oh, Wontkins.
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink Wilkins Tea,
I can show you what it's like.
'Til I feed ya!
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink it with me,
I can show you what it's
Wilkins,
There's a coffee cup that's in your hand.
Tell that puppet to sink in quicksand.
Oh, Wilkins.
Wontkins,
Do you wanna climb up a tree?
Do you wanna see everything?
Oh, Wontkins.
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink Wilkins Tea,
I can show you what it's like.
'Til I feed ya!
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink it with me,
I can show you what it's...
Hey!
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink Wilkins Tea,
I can show you what it's like.
'Til I feed ya!
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink it with me,
I can show you what it's like!
Tell Jim Henson coffee comes my way.
Tell Jim Henson coffee rules the world.
It comes here everyday.
Wilkins.
Wilkins,
Tell them coffee's the best you can buy.
Tell them coffee can give you a whirl.
Oh, Wilkins.
Wontkins.
Gonna shoot you out the cannon tonight,
Cause it will make you hurl.
Oh, Wontkins.
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink Wilkins Tea,
I can show you what it's like.
'Til I feed ya!
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink it with me,
I can show you what it's
Wilkins,
There's a coffee cup that's in your hand.
Tell that puppet to sink in quicksand.
Oh, Wilkins.
Wontkins,
Do you wanna climb up a tree?
Do you wanna see everything?
Oh, Wontkins.
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink Wilkins Tea,
I can show you what it's like.
'Til I feed ya!
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink it with me,
I can show you what it's...
Hey!
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink Wilkins Tea,
I can show you what it's like.
'Til I feed ya!
Wilkins Coffee sees the light,
And if you wanna drink it with me,
I can show you what it's like!
(C) Darius Studios.
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