-> "Spoilt"
Original Song Title:
"Loyal"
Parody Song Title:
"Spoilt"
The Lyrics
I can't remember, the last time I drank you
Keeping the foods longer than [the date] it was mentioned
It's not too close for comfort, I won't spew them out
If I could have more time, I would some
Can't put it in a blender, or just throw it away
It's too expensive to buy cheese from the market
I could try something different, but the fact remained:
It smells weird, the fresh stuff
Milk that's spoilt
The meat is spoilt, too
Cooked with old oil
That special spoilt fume
I am spoilt
To have the spoilt foods
Milk that’s spoilt
It’s cheaper that way
It’s cheaper that way, world
It’s cheaper that way, world
Out in the real world, the price for the new
Why bother having the fresh?
Sometimes, when you are so broke, and when it seems
Too much too live just one more moment
The old smell is too precious, so why waste it, love?
The prices will not go down now
Oh, so why are you trashing, all of my stuff?
They’re too hard too replace now
Milk that's spoilt
The meat is spoilt, too
Cooked with old oil
That special spoilt fume
I am spoilt
To have the spoilt foods
Milk that’s spoilt
It’s cheaper that way, baby
All foods spoilt
Don’t worry; they won’t make me go hurl
If you can try some tart right now
Or leave it for a month or two
And you can taste it, spoilt
The meat is spoilt, too
Cooked with old oil
That special spoilt fume
I am spoilt
To have the spoilt foods
Milk that’s spoilt
It’s cheaper that way
Spoilt
The bread’s not past its date till 2
I love the spoilt
That old special spoilt fume
Only spoilt
All the fruits will be spoilt, too
And I feel spoilt, it’s cheaper that way baby...
Keep it that way baby,
Keep it that way now!
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