Song Parodies -> "Autistic Girl"

Original Song Title:

"China Girl"

Original Performer:

"Autistic Girl"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I Could Come To This Feelin', With My Autistic Girl
I Feel A Wreck Without My Autistic Girl
I Hear Her Heart Beating, Loud As Thunder
Saw The Rain Man Movie

I'm In Love With This, Autistic Girl
Go To Movies With My Autistic Girl
I Hear Her Heart Beating, Loud As Thunder
Saw The Rain Man Movie

I Talk To Her Like I'm Johnny Carson
When I Look At My Autistic Girl
I Could Pretend That Nothing Really Happend
When I Look At My Autistic Girl

I'm Going Into Town In A Big Old Lincoln
Visions Of Heaven In My Head
Plans For Everyone
It's In The Car Of My Mom

My Autistic Girl
You Shouldn't Mess With Her
I'll Sing Any Song To You
I'll Give You Jeopardy!
I'll Give You Eyes Of Blue
I'll Give You A Man Who Wants To Rule The World

And When I Get Excited
My Autistic Girl Says,
Oh Jessy, Lets Go In My Room
She Says, Shhh

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Andrea Huckstep - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but I feel blessed by noticing a song about autism.

Agrimorfee - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment

This is beneath even you, GBHD.

Tim Hall - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment

GBHD is an excellent parody writer, yeah, excellent parody writer.

..... - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment

especially on sundays on the sidewalk, yea the sidewalk

Sheogorath - December 16, 2012 - Report this comment

I'm an Autie, and mentioning Rainman even once does people like me a huge disservice because the guy he was based on wasn't even on the Spectrum. Zero points for funniness because that spoilt it.

Naughty Autie - June 21, 2019 - Report this comment

No kudos for referencing 'Rain Man', a movie which is doubly ableist because the character was based on Kim Peek, who was not autistic himself, and spacked up by Dustin Hoffman, a neurotypical actor.

Naughty Autie - June 21, 2019 - Report this comment

Ochinchin daisuki!

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