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Song Parodies -> "A Winter Sale"
Original Song Title:
"A Winter's Tale"
Original Performer:
David Essex
Parody Song Title:
"A Winter Sale"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
A WINTER SALE
The days are shorter now, winter nights are closing in.
The question now is what to wear in all this weather,
It seems that I can never win.
The heating burns all day, my water bottle’s always near.
But we look forward to what happens at the same time every year.
There is always a winter sale, thankfully a winter sale,
When we’re on the search for bargains, I’m always first in line.
And I’m certain that you’ll agree that it means a lot to you and me,
As you cannot fail whenever there’s a winter sale.
The crowds form outside just waiting for the start of play,
I wonder if they know, I wonder if they’re hoping
To get what they want on the day.
With luck I’ll get there first, even if I have to jump the queue,
And there are times I might get mixed up in a fight,
But then wouldn’t you?
There is always a winter sale, thankfully a winter sale,
When we’re on the search for bargains, I’m always first in line.
And I’m certain that you’ll agree that it means a lot to you and me,
As you cannot fail whenever there’s a winter sale.
The days are shorter now, winter nights are closing in.
The question now is what to wear in all this weather,
It seems that I can never win.
The heating burns all day, my water bottle’s always near.
But we look forward to what happens at the same time every year.
There is always a winter sale, thankfully a winter sale,
When we’re on the search for bargains, I’m always first in line.
And I’m certain that you’ll agree that it means a lot to you and me,
As you cannot fail whenever there’s a winter sale.
The crowds form outside just waiting for the start of play,
I wonder if they know, I wonder if they’re hoping
To get what they want on the day.
With luck I’ll get there first, even if I have to jump the queue,
And there are times I might get mixed up in a fight,
But then wouldn’t you?
There is always a winter sale, thankfully a winter sale,
When we’re on the search for bargains, I’m always first in line.
And I’m certain that you’ll agree that it means a lot to you and me,
As you cannot fail whenever there’s a winter sale.
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