Huh, well lets look at the right foot
Take a clip yes
Whoa, thats a long one
These are some crusty toes
We gotta clip, clip, clip, clip

Its the third day of December
Its my monthly toe clipping going down
I start to pull off my left sock
I look with a frown
Well guess whos got the fungisation
These toe nails are two feet long
And what I really need now is a real good pedicure

I got toe nails that are half my shoe (half my shoe)
Clip them for me (clip them for me)
Hey boy you know that it is true (wrecking crew)

Clip off my left nail
And the right nail, oh hell
Boy you fuckin crusty toes
The left nail
And the right nail, oh hell
Your clipping it all

They smell oh so bad that i'll die
Got pieces of the apple pie
And sock foam all here, its caught in between
And its wet with beef stew
Some green nails that are so dirty
Smells bad got some old gray hair
When I wear sandles everybody always stares

I got toe nails that are half my shoe (half my shoe)
Clip them for me (clip them for me)
Hey boy you know that it is true (wrecking crew)

Clip off my left nail
And the right nail, oh hell
Boy you fuckin crusty toes
The left nail
And the right nail, oh hell
Your clipping on my crusty toes

Ah it smells horid all right
Nothing like it in the whole world
Yeah
Need a chainsaw
To clip all these
Or a pick axe
Thats used on trees
You see my feet
I see the clippers
Coming my way
Ah straighten the hair
Take out the dirt baby
Clipping it, clipping it, clipping with pliers
You got one nail off

Boy these feet are smelling
Kind of stale
Left nail, right nail
Left nail, right nail
Left nail, right nail