Song Parodies -> "Brand New Premier"

Original Song Title:

"Brand New Lover"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Dead Or Alive

Parody Song Title:

"Brand New Premier"

Parody Written by:

Hello Konichiwa

The Lyrics

Gordon Campbell is the Premier of British columbia in Canada. He is a really bad premier.

We Must stop Campbell!
We Must stop Campbell!

Your large tax increases
were too much, ohh.. gordo
I got the solution,
Move to alberta
And now as i stand
Im thinking of roses
I find safety there
We Must Stop Campbell!

(Chorus)
What we really need to do
is find ourselves a brand new premier
one who wont make big cuts
just so he can drive a Beamer
So what we really need to do
Is find a Brand New Preimier!

When you are fired by liberals
we will dance in such glee
All the cuts you once made
drained the rich out of me
you wanted to stay
but we did not let you do it
couldn't just stand there
and let you put us through it

(Chorus)

Your large tax increases
were too much, oh.. gordo
I got the solution,
Move to alberta
And now as i stand
Im thinking of roses
I find safety there
We Must Stop Campbell!

(Chorus)

When you are fired by liberals
we will dance in such glee
All the cuts you once made
drained the rich out of me
you wanted to stay
but we did not let you do it
couldn't just stand there
and let you put us through it

(Chorus)
Find A Brand new Premier! (repeat 5x)

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