Oh
How many wives did...
Joseph Smith and Brigham Young
Bend over?
How many was there?
Did they get jealous?
Sharing their one betrother

Group sex was verboten
Their kids were all raised
Where moms are sisters too
They all had their turn when they got screwed (uuh)

I have never loved harems the way some morons do (ooh)
I would want all my children to be loved by their dad too

But if I had nine wives
Oh, we'd ruin our lives
Jealousies would rise and make things awful hard (things awful hard)
I have never liked harums polygamy scars

When I get married
And finally take the vow (take the vow)
And say, "I do!"
I wont go cheatin
I wont go cheatin
With this Father's Streak in my heart

I have never loved harems, the way some morons do (ooh)
I would want all my children to be loved by their dad too

And if I had nine wives
Oh, we'd ruin our lives
Jealousies would rise and make things awful hard (things awful hard)
I have never liked harems polygamy scars

Oh, parenting is not making a baby
Children should be reared with two parents in place
That is nature's way
Life is hard, it's tough today
Fathers have to be strong
When they raise their children with one mom

Oh oh oh
Do, do, do, do, do, do
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh

I have never liked harems
polygamy scars
polygamy scars, oh
I have never liked harems
polygamy scars