The Lyrics
This cheese's got me so blocked?
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked!!!!!!!!
I ate , BLT, and Burger King, too, my colon said nothing
I just ate to much food.
Chewed up Ex-lax to make me relax,
My colon don't agree, 'cos even though I am relaxed I feel my body feel hurt.
"Please get this out of me"
I'm plugged you see,
"My colon's blocked by crap, see, "
Oh, woe is me.
He said
"Try Ex-Lax" - who me?
"Use the john" - stuck a while, man!
"Use the Ex-Lax" - I have!
"What's taking so long?" - 'Bout to keel!
Sorry dad, blocked up in here,
Let's get the rock out of here
Seven day weekend, up all night
In at the deep end, hang on tight
Won't take a minute, it won't take long
So get on with it,
Come on, c'mon, c'mon
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Stuck in here all day, this won't go away.
Buddy, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I'm your average, way connstipated dude,
Runnin' to the toilet to get out all the poo.
I'm screamin' in the mens' restroom and I'm feelin' really uncool.
But what I got ain't rocks or rolls and it really blew my tube,
I was- chowin' yogart and limburger,
Shouldn't have had ice cream-
Blocks of chocolate not keen for din-din,
Give me more- need more butt cream,
Well I'm sorry girl, here's my confession
That smell back there is from my digestion.
Seven day weekend, up all night
In at the deep end, hang on tight
Shouldn't take an hour, it won't take long
So get on with it,
Come on, c'mon, c'mon
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Stuck in here all day, this won't go away.
Buddy, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Oh, all I wanna do is take a pill to make me poo,
Every time I'm in the bathroom I get stuck inside like glue,
Heaven knows I'm sick 'n' tired of pancin' with this doo
It's real sucky today.
Hey look at that, man
I am feeling so blocked.
I am feeling so blocked.
SOLO
It's taking 4 hours and a minute.
It's taking so long, yeah
Can't go on, can't take a ****
Oh, help me anybody!
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Help me out, baby
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I'm so clogged up, I'm so clogged up.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I just need to ****
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
I'm so blocked, please help me, baby
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Let's poo all the way
Let's poo it night 'n' day,
Get it out today,
Bring out the Bengay.
C'mon I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so blocked,
Man, I'm feeling so blocked!