Prissy, thinkin' you're so witty
The caustic prose a thin disguise
Checkered hist'ry, always gettin' riled
Like a queen without a throne
You're always snarkin', snarkin' without feelin'
Cause it's easy come and easy go
Oh, I'm sorry but it's true
You're nothin' but a nutcase
Makin' you a pest to me
Oh, can't you see?
You're just a pest to me
Whoa, can't you see?

Chorus:
You're nothin' but a nutcase
Lunatic with no grace
You're nothin' but a nutcase
Lunatic with no grace
Can't you see?

Ohhhh

You're such a harpy, bleary-eyed and shady
Lady don't you hassle me
Oh, you're such a scandal, you're game's really gratin'
Chafing nerves I guarantee
Can't you see?
Just try to say to you
You're nothing but a nutcase
Makin' you a pest to me
Oh, can't you see?
You're just a pest to me
Whoa, can't you see?

Repeat chorus