-> "Cerberus"
Original Song Title:
"Love Bites"
Parody Song Title:
"Cerberus"
Parody Written by:
Wolfie
The Lyrics
If you've got him in your sights,
Watch out, he bites.
When you watch it, do you look carefully?
Who do you think of, does he look like Steele?
Do you see him and think that he's so cool?
Do you think twice and just not notice?
Alright oh yeah.
When you're alone do you watch it?
Are you a Cerberus fan or do you just pretend?
Ooh c'mon.
You don't wanna touch him at all, people,
'Cos holdin' a weapon might get him snarlin'.
I know you think that he is a mean undead dog
So you don't wanna be there when he decides to get you.
No!
He fights He growls - he's made of stitched-up dog parts.
He runs He snarls - it's no surprise.
He begs He leads - he is undead.
When you're alone are you watching out?
In the dark graveyard are you watching for him?
When he wakes up will you run 'way?
It can't be good if he goes after you.
Oh no.
You don't wanna touch him at all, people,
'Cos holdin' a weapon might get him snarlin'.
He fights He growls - he's made of stitched-up dog parts.
He runs He snarls - it's no surprise.
He begs He leads - he is undead.
You don't wanna touch him at all, people,
'Cos holdin' a weapon might get him snarlin'.
I know you think that he is a mean undead dog
So you don't wanna be there when he decides to get you.
No!
He fights He growls - he's made of stitched-up dog parts.
He runs He snarls.
He fights He growls - he's made of stitched-up dog parts.
He runs He snarls - it's no surprise.
He begs He leads - he is undead.
If you've got him in your sights.
Watch out, he bites.
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