-> "Rock Is Racist"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Of Ages"
Parody Song Title:
"Rock Is Racist"
The Lyrics
Hunters camping, something's rotten
All white
That town is insane
They'd slap a big ranch with that kind of name
Call it "n-----head", oh no
Perry, Texas gent, wants to run for President
Was in the lead, far from broke, now his bid's gone up in smoke
Rock on! Rock on!
Things got crazier
That slogan's getting him accused of xenophobia
Come on!
What do you want?
What do you want?
We want tolerance, yes we do
Racial tolerance
Something in the Lone Star State
Must be the cause of all that hate
Maybe it ain't Perry's fault
No one really knows at all, come on
What do you want?
What do you want?
We want tolerance, yes we do
Racial tolerance oh yeah yeah
Don't be racist, don't be racist
When you're hunting, going hunting
Don't be racist, don't be racist
When you're hunting, going hunting
Don't shout "white power" or paint the N-word
On a rock right by the entrance to your ranch, yeah!
Now listen to me
Rick's fallin', fallin', poll numbers dropping
Cain knows for sure, there ain't no cure
So Romney, Romney, goes with the flow
Give Mitt, give Mitt, give Mitt, give Mitt one more for the road!
What don't you like?
What don't you like?
Don't like bigotry (Sarah Palin says "You Betcha")
Who needs bigotry?
Rock is racist, rock is racist
Paint it over, smear it over
Rock is racist, ranch rock racist
Paint it over, smear it over
Don't shout "white power" or paint the N-word
On a rock right by the entrance to your ranch, yeah! Oh yeah!
Mitt's gonna burn Rick's campaign down
Down to the ground
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
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