-> "Golden Calf"
Original Song Title:
"Photograph"
Parody Song Title:
"Golden Calf"
The Lyrics
Huh!
You guys are nuts, lost my trust
Made a golden calf just because, uh
I was chillin' high on top
Of the mountain talkin' shop with God
You couldn't wait two damn minutes? Geez
Forgot the crazy we had to leave
In Egypt? Please, God helped us flee
By provin' all their gods were weak, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, He let us walk through the sea on the ground
Oh-oh-oh-oh, was that all talk?
Golden calf
I don't like your golden calf
I don't need your golden calf
Made a god from a golden calf (golden calf)
One's not enough?
I got these tablets, called to share
The words upon these if you'd cared
To be patient, wait a while
Carvin' on a slab of rock takes time, oh
Wrote out ten lines, they're rules to please
The one up above, I bet he's cheesed
First two rules seem to have been pre-
Broken, you must be kiddin' me, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, He helped us walk out the slaveholder's town
Oh-oh-oh-oh, was that just talk?
Roll my eyes at you
Golden calf
I don't like your golden calf
I don't need your golden calf
Brand new god from a golden calf (golden calf)
Smash these rocks, cause I'm pissed
Oh-oh-oh, sure, I was gone longer than I'd planned now
Oh-oh-oh-oh, your minds have gone
Now I can't stand you
Golden calf
I don't like your golden calf
I don't need your golden calf
Panic got you a golden calf (golden calf)
And now you're just screwed
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (golden calf, golden calf)
Your golden calf
Golden calf
Golden calf (now it's powder for)
Golden calf (your sacred punch)
Golden calf (a forced gold punch)
Golden calf (cause you ticked me off)
Golden calf (with all this rot)
Golden calf
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