[sounds of moaning and chimpanzees squealing]

I'm not going to pick their fleas
If they're gonna jump for me
Can't you see the chimpanzees
Are getting horny?
Well, I'll do what I should
Fight as hard as you can
My mind is made up for good
To make them see
It's important for decency

[talking to the monkeys]

"Sit down and pee
And don't throw your poo.
Stop being nosy
When people bring food.
You know how hard that it will be;
I'll spank you, monkeys.
I'll spank you 'till you're numb
Until you're begging me, 'please!'"

Spank the monkey [4x]

Some lemurs choose to pee
Making visitors wetter
Now that I've noticed,
They'll start acting much better
Yeah, there's one thing to do
And I've said before
That I know it's taboo
When I get there
They better be prepared

"Sit down and pee
And don't throw your poo.
Stop being nosy
When people bring food.
You know how hard that it will be;
I'll spank you, monkeys.
I'll spank you 'till you're numb
Until you're begging me, 'please!'"

Spank the monkey [4x]

[more sounds of moaning and lemurs screeching]

[3x]
"Sit down and pee
And don't throw your poo.
Stop being nosy
When people bring food.
You know how hard that it will be;
I'll spank you, monkeys.
I'll spank you 'till you're numb
Until you're begging me, 'please!'"