Song Parodies -> "Cup Test"

Original Song Title:

"Enjoy The Silence"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Cup Test"

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The Lyrics

Thanks to Jackass (along with many other sources) the male youth has become fascinated with hitting each other in the nether region. This is the tale of one such instance. Original Song

So much violence
Laughs break silence
I’m writhing in
Much pain, everything hurts
Painful to me
Folks surround me
Gals won’t understand
Be lucky you’re girls

I don’t know what happened
Make sure I’m not bleeding
There’s cause for alarm!
Brother Barry came up and scared me
Then smacked me in the nards

Are they broken?
I’m not joking!
The pain is intense
Standing’s difficult
While I’m in pain
He laughs again
As I start to sweat
The room starts to whirl

I am gonna harm him
The next time I see him
Man, I was unarmed!
Now I’m standing, hours since he smacked me
Wish that I wore a cup!

Now I gotta plan how
How I will deceive him
And cause him some harm
He’ll drop to knees, Jackass- they taught me
No way this could go wrong!

The moment I wanted
Hand shake out to greet him...
Swings out with his arm!
Kids? Unlikely. No girl will like me
Again...smacked in the nards

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Matthias - May 15, 2014 - Report this comment

Painful. This type of humor works better visually because people enjoy watching other people's pain. Yes, We are a messed up creature but you did a pretty good job with this one

Agrimorfee - May 22, 2014 - Report this comment

The somber tone of the track can't keep the parody lyrics from sounding like some homoerotic/sadomasochistic anthem...like a lot of DM' S music seems to be about (well I think so)...ahem, so anyway, that added to the humor.

bobpiecheese - June 02, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Research tells me that kneeing a girl in the space where the legs meet can hurt them just as much as it does us guys, but none the matter, this was simple but effective, much like a swift kick to the happy sacks. 555!

Max Power - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment

555 worth of pain.

Blaydeman - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I too have taken on this topic and found it to be very enjoyable, as I do with your parody. You took something that's inherently funny and utilized it very well with the OS (which was really funny because of the juxtaposing tones).

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