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Song Parodies -> "GOP Jesus"
Original Song Title:
"Personal Jesus"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Depeche Mode
Parody Song Title:
"GOP Jesus"
Parody Written by:
eel deal
The Lyrics
He mixes firearms & faith
Disown GOP Jesus
After mass killings,
He only wants prayers
Disown GOP Jesus
He only loves millionaires
And billionaires
The rich He upholds
The poor He lets moan
Flesh eater
Dairy drinker
Not a cheek turner,
An NRA card carrier
Zest for weapon fest
For the peaceful, no rest
Gun patch on chest
Shooters He will bless
Bullet deliverer
Mass killer enabler
He mixes firearms & faith
He mixes firearms & faith
Disown GOP Jesus
After mass killings,
He only wants prayers
Disown GOP Jesus
He only loves millionaires
And billionaires
The rich He upholds
The poor He lets moan
Flesh eater
Dairy drinker
Not a cheek turner,
An NRA card carrier
He mixes firearms & faith
Disown GOP Jesus
He mixes firearms & faith
He mixes firearms & faith
He mixes firearms & faith
Disown GOP Jesus
After mass killings,
He only wants prayers
Disown GOP Jesus
He only loves millionaires
And billionaires
The rich He upholds
The poor He lets moan
Flesh eater
Dairy drinker
Not a cheek turner,
An NRA card carrier
Zest for weapon fest
For the peaceful, no rest
Gun patch on chest
Shooters He will bless
Bullet deliverer
Mass killer enabler
He mixes firearms & faith
He mixes firearms & faith
Disown GOP Jesus
After mass killings,
He only wants prayers
Disown GOP Jesus
He only loves millionaires
And billionaires
The rich He upholds
The poor He lets moan
Flesh eater
Dairy drinker
Not a cheek turner,
An NRA card carrier
He mixes firearms & faith
Disown GOP Jesus
He mixes firearms & faith
He mixes firearms & faith
He mixes firearms & faith
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| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
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| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Wow! Why eleven 111 votes? This was pretty good!
exactly, PP. while not seeing it as funny is understandable due to the meaning reflecting an awful truth, the pacing is decent and deserving of better votes.
I can't stop laughing at the thought of "woke" little you reviling someone for being a "dairy drinker". The horror, the horror.
i like being thought of as "enlightened" rather than "woke" beecause it sounds more intelligent. as for horror, dairy is indeed scary when closely analyzed.
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