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Song Parodies -> "Master & Baiter"

Original Song Title:

"Master & Servant"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Master & Baiter"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Fits a lot [7x]
Like wife

There is no shame about the fishy sea
So take your pole and
Pull like me
You gotta reel your rod
'Till you're shaking your knees

They'll call us... Master & Baiter
They'll call us... Master & Baiter

[the sound of someone screaming]

Fits a lot like wife
A good source for your meat
You just can't top
A gripping release
So just skin your trout
You might need cream

Let's play... Master & Baiter
Let's play... Master & Baiter

Fits a lot like wife
Just watch how you're reeling
You'll realise
That fly-away feeling from opposable thumbs
So stroke 'till your numb

Lubrication's the name of the game
It's better for life
Or you'll get inflamed
So watch the fishies get spilled
It's the catch of the day

Let's play... Master & Baiter
Let's play... Master & Baiter

[another scream]

Come on [2x]

Master & Baiter

Fits a lot [7x]
Like wife

Fits a lot [6x]
Master & Baiter

Fits a lot [7x]
Like wife

Fits a lot like wife
Just watch how you're reeling
You'll realise
That fly-away feeling from opposable thumbs
So stroke 'till your numb

[yet another scream]

Come on
Let's play
Master & Baiter
Come on
Master & Baiter
[3x]
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alvin rhodes - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
funny one...5s
MrMacphisto - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin... :)
Dee Range - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO! 555
MrMacphisto - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee... ;)
Rick C - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Great concept, well executed...5s
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
hehehehehe! That's all...555
Johnny D - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm relieved to see that this is NOT a parody about masturbation --- it's just a series of clever lyrics ejaculated from the keyboard of a parody writer who knows how to jerk off a good one. 555.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
DP songs really lend themselves to this kind of alteration. ;-)
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick & Kristof, thanks... :) Johnny, you should check out my brand spanking new parody. Peter, I agree... there's a lot more coming up.
Agrimorfee - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
You pulled off another one! ...Another song, I mean!!555
MrMacphisto - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
lol... Thanks, Agrimorfee... :)
Tom Bowman - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Your Depeche Mode parodies are awesome they fit the original song perfectly
MrMacphisto - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Tom... :) DM is really fun to parody, and I love their music as well...

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