Song Parodies -> "Child Proof Cap"

Original Song Title:

"Gates of Steel"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Devo

Parody Song Title:

"Child Proof Cap"

Parody Written by:

tomservo1021

The Lyrics

This is a song about the child proof caps on Tylenol bottles that sometimes adults have problems with. It's my first parody, just to warn you.

Twist away the child proof cap
Get out your cleanest spoon
Should get a good result real soon
Kill the pain it won't remain
Twist away the child proof cap

Can't twist
Can't twist it out
I can't get it open
It just seems like it's glued on
It will not play in a fair way
Twist away the child proof cap

It's so unreal
You sure it's not steel?

It seems like it's glued on
It will not play in a fair way
Twist away the child proof cap

It just seems like it won't end
Just call for help, now.
How will I sleep at night?
I hate this thing.
I'll try until I fail
The inanimate won't win
Must twist away this child proof cap

Can't twist
Can't twist it out
I can't get it open
It just seems like it's glued on
It will not play in a fair way
Twist away the child proof cap

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