-> "Nip It!"
Original Song Title:
"Whip It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nip It!"
The Lyrics
Smack that "bitch"!
Give your truck a hitch...
Step on the gas,
Break your banker's back...
When her "problem" comes along,
You must nip it!
Before the creep stays out too long,
You must nip it!
When something's going on,
You must nip it!
Now nip it!
Into space,
Tape it up,
Set sail;
"Bowl" over,
Shake a leg,
Tattoo detectives,
(That's what I said)
Nip it!
Nip it good!
When the bad guys come around,
You must nip it,
You know you gotta put 'em down,
(They should nix it!)
Make 'em stay away,
Until you nip it!
I say nip it!
Nip it good!
I say nip it!
Nip it good!
Slap those hips!
Give your pet some "snake..."
Step up to bat,
Break your monkey's back,
When her problem is your car,
You must nip it!
Before your grease goes up too far,
You must nip it!
When someone's at the bar,
You must nip it!
Now nip it!
In the bud,
Shake it up,
Set sail,
Go over...
Move your leg,
Try to derail it...
(That's what she said)
So nip it!
In the bed...
Make it up...
Give "head"...
Go slower...
Move her legs...
Try to repeat it...
(That's what it says)
So nip it!,
Nip it good...
(Oh, that Allan...)
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