-> "Whip It! (Indiana Jones)"
Original Song Title:
"Whip It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Whip It! (Indiana Jones)"
The Lyrics
Crack that whip!
Under trap doors slip
Before you go splat
Go and grab your hat!
Cause there’s boredom in the class (Gotta skip it!)
You’ve got to beat some Nazi ass (Time to whip it!)
Then save some frisky lass (She will kiss him!)
Now whip it!
Damn those snakes!
Dodging darts!
Earthquakes!
Find treasure
With his dad
Codes? They’ll dissect it!
Bad guys will take
So whip ‘em!
Doctor Jones!
Fighting cultists with Short Round (Time to whip it!)
When the Holy Grail’s found (You gotta grip it!)
He will save the day… Cause Indy’s brilliant!
There’s no whimps here!
Kick some butt!!!
Indy taps that!
Ravenwood!!!
Crack that whip!
From your chest heart’s ripped
You want it back?
Give that freak a whack!
Spot a Temple filled with Doom (Go explore it!)
It’s not too clean, It needs a broom (Just ignore that!)
Soon giant boulders zoom (Time to exit!)
Now whip it!
Stole your name
From the pup
That’s lame!
Ark’s opened
Melting heads
Don’t you inspect it!
You’ll burst in flames
So quit it!
Getting scrapes!
Chop ‘em up!
Plane’s blades!
Get answers!
From the dead!
Fortune? Protect it!
Till last crusade
You’ll whip it!
Doctor Jones!
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