-> "Working On The Bus Line"
Original Song Title:
"Working In The Coalmine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Working On The Bus Line"
The Lyrics
Chorus: Well I’ve been working on the bus line
Driving round, round
Working on this bus line
Woo! Been driving ‘round town
Driving on this bus line
Been around ‘round
Working on this bus line
Woo! I’ve seen some weird clowns!
Verse 1: Five o’clock in the morning
Right when my shift’s begun
I see a strange old woman
But her clothes, she’s wearin’ none!
Lord that’s disturbing!
Chorus: I’ve been working on the bus line
Way too long, long
Driving on this bus line
Woo! I’ve seen some things wrong
Working on that bus line
Going strong, strong
Cruising on this bus line
Woo! I’ve seen gay men thongs!
Spoken: You know people, that is so damn gross!
How strange can people get!
Chorus: Well I’m still working on this bus line
One chick purrs, purrs
Riding on this bus line
Woo! And she’s got whiskers!
Freaking on this bus line
Scary sir, sir
Smelly on this bus line
Woo! He’s wearing rat fur!
Verse 2: One o’clock in the morning
I start to raise a fuss
When my workday is over
Some dude takes craps on my bus!
Lord that’s disgusting!
Chorus: Man I hate working on this bus line
Ev’ry day, day
Slaving on this bus line
Woo! Who lit up a jay!?
Smoking on my bus line
Not okay, kay
Flying in my bus line
Woo! I got the Munch-ays!
Spoken: “Hey, Jerry how you doing?”
“Mark I am so frikin’ cold stoned!”
How long can this go on?
Chorus: Well I’ve been drivin’
And goin’
A cruisin’
Woo! I am so high now!
Workin’
Smokin’
A drivin’
Woo! I’m off the road now!
Chorus: Steerin’
Coastin’
And Veerin’
Woo! I missed that kid wow!
Slowin’
Brakin’
Smoke blowin’
Woo! Get off my bus now!
Spoken: “Dude you better get out now!”
“Do it! Alright off you go!”
[Instrumental Break: Fast forwarding through the bus driver’s day of pick ups and drop offs. He pulls into the bus station to end his shift]
Spoken: “Enough of this stuff boss!”
“There’s really better work!”
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