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Song Parodies -> "Farts are Breaking Windows"
Original Song Title:
"Faces in the Window"
(MP3)Original Performer:
DIO
Parody Song Title:
"Farts are Breaking Windows"
Parody Written by:
Harry
The Lyrics
for those of you who don't know the OS, here' s a link: http://www.lyricsdepot.com/dio/faces-in-the-window.html Sorry, I could not find a video of the song.
Farts are Breaking Windows
Great big – smell bombs – smell bombs
I can fart all day
Then I'll just blast away
Ripping smells, heard
Ripping grilled curds
Freeps come - smelly
The fire farts, you die
Phew, ‘tracting all the flies
Open up the windows
Gross ones in the night
Gracious! Breaking wind, oh!
Hiney farts all night
Farts that break the window
Big fart – heave ho!
And these farts all are mine
Creations from behind
Big fart, pressure!
I stink – fear me
My behind appalls
Yes, I can breeze you all
My farts have shattered windows
Gross ones in the night
Gracious! Breaking wind, oh!
Hiney rips one tight
Open up the windows
Great big smogger - fogger - skunker
Baked beaned sphincter - sphincter – sphincter
Farting out the window
Noses turn to right!
Gracious! Breaking wind, oh!
Hiney farts all night
Gracious, breaking wind oh! (4X)
Smell the fire farts, you die
And I rip one more, surprise!
Let the air, out the window
Farts are breaking windows
Big fart, heave ho! wind bovine
Just creations from behinds
Disgraced, I melt the pillow
Face is in the pillow
Farts are breaking windows (4X)
Great big – smell bombs – smell bombs
I can fart all day
Then I'll just blast away
Ripping smells, heard
Ripping grilled curds
Freeps come - smelly
The fire farts, you die
Phew, ‘tracting all the flies
Open up the windows
Gross ones in the night
Gracious! Breaking wind, oh!
Hiney farts all night
Farts that break the window
Big fart – heave ho!
And these farts all are mine
Creations from behind
Big fart, pressure!
I stink – fear me
My behind appalls
Yes, I can breeze you all
My farts have shattered windows
Gross ones in the night
Gracious! Breaking wind, oh!
Hiney rips one tight
Open up the windows
Great big smogger - fogger - skunker
Baked beaned sphincter - sphincter – sphincter
Farting out the window
Noses turn to right!
Gracious! Breaking wind, oh!
Hiney farts all night
Gracious, breaking wind oh! (4X)
Smell the fire farts, you die
And I rip one more, surprise!
Let the air, out the window
Farts are breaking windows
Big fart, heave ho! wind bovine
Just creations from behinds
Disgraced, I melt the pillow
Face is in the pillow
Farts are breaking windows (4X)
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looks like we've got a troll amidst the website hashing out ones.
I'd dare anyone to read through this with an unwrinkled nose, but as fart parodies go, it's right up there...five vigorous hand waves
DKTOS, but title switch and parody were hysterical. :)
and our resident "1" giver has made it 6-6-6 making it all the more childishly sinful. Very clever, anonymous one.
Thanks, Jonathan, and AFW. Farts are funny. and if I can get them into a song, I will hee hee.
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