-> "I Know I'll Never Wash In Dove Again"
Original Song Title:
"I Know I'll Never Love This Way Again"
Parody Song Title:
"I Know I'll Never Wash In Dove Again"
The Lyrics
you looked inside my laundry tub, and matched up all the blues
something no one else had ever had the gall to do
I've sorted socks out one by one, and threw the whole lot in
but I know I'll never wash in dove again
I know I'll never wash in dove again,
you just keep goin on, and little dirt is gone
I know I'll never wash in dove again,
hold on, hold on, hold on
I'll wash again tomorrow, and I'll do it with some pride
I'll use some softener, and a cup of tide
I'll stand here and consider just how poor it's been
I know I'll never wash in dove again
I know I'll never wash in dove again,
you just keep goin on, and little dirt is gone
I know I'll never wash in dove again,
hold on, hold on, hold on
I know I'll never wash in dove again,
you just keep goin on, and little dirt is gone
I know I'll never wash in dove again,
hold on, hold on, hold on
Repeat last 4 lines and fade.
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