Hey, I heard that this is your birthday
Even though your cake I burned
I'd like to take this chance to say
That today I'm thinking of you

For you, a birthday song I will play
So just close your eyes and try
To think I sound like Beyonce
Oh, but if you can't, remember

Keep mocking, and gawking
We can work to stop stupidity, for sure
That's what we're here for
Fighting crimes of bad rhymes
Kicking ass and making jokes galore
That's what we're here for

When I'm lame, you still "get" me
And now I want the site to see
That I place no one above you

And when someone tears my work apart
I just smile because I know
You'll fight with verbal martial art
Kick his ass 'til next December

Keep standing, demanding
Need a hand? Just turn and you'll see me, for sure
That's what I'm here for
Comment times, and thread times
I will have your back forever more
That's what I'm here for

Keep posting, thread hosting
You'll at least always get laughs from me, for sure
That's what you're there for
Story time is so fine
Spilled your soup? I'm rolling on the floor
That's what I'm here for

I'm falling, you're bawling
I'll allow your laughter aimed at me, oh for sure
Your laugh I adore
Turn sad times to glad times
Steve's the only one who loves you more
It's you I adore...

(repeat/improvise/fill in your own reasons for loving our resident Asskicker!!)