I want my breakfast please;

Look at them coco pops, that's the way they do it,
They make the milk brown in bowl you see,
That ain't coffee, that's the way you brew it,
When you're eating a muffin and you're drinking tea,
Still ain't coffee, watch them how they brew it,
That ping means that the toast is done,
Maybe put some Marmite on your little crumpet,
Maybe put some Marmite on your bun;

There's porridge in the microwave oven,
Wait for the postal delivery hey hey,
Open the door of the refrigerator,
And share some grapefruit juice with mee heee;

There's porridge in the microwave oven,
Wait for the postal delivery hey hey,
Open the door of the refrigerator,
And share some grapefruit juice with mee heee;

I should have kept an eye on the time,
'Cos now my toast is over done,
Look at that momma she's got croissants on the table, man,
We should have some,
And he's upstairs, what's that, Rice Krispies noises,
They're snappin' and a cracklin' in the bowl you see,
No, no more coffee, don't like the way you brew it,
When I'm eating a muffin and I'm drinking tea;


There's porridge in the microwave oven,
Wait for the postal delivery hey hey,
Open the door of the refrigerator,
And share some grapefruit juice with mee heee;

That ain't coffee, that's the way you brew it,
Look how they do it on the Food TV,
No that ain't coffee, that's the way you brew it,
When your eating a muffin and you're drinking tea;
I want my, I want my,
I want my breakfast please,
I want my, I want my,
I want my breakfast please,
I want my, I want my,
I want my breakfast please,
I want my, I want my,
I want my breakfast please...