Now, see "Constipated"; that's the way you do it
Go check my stuff out at the site Whatfreaks
See "Ignition"; that's the way you do it
Malcolm is nothing compared to me
See that "You Like Chi*ks"; not the way you do it
Lemme tell ya that I ain't dumb
As opposed to Mr.-I'm-the-shizzle-Higgins
We all know that he's a washed-up bum

Chorus:
We gotta get new parody writers
Has-beens like Malcolm gotta leave
You gotta mosey; we'll see you later
Come back when you're a challenge for me

See that little *aggot with his "Lou Came Out My Back Door"
Yeah, buddy, that's his own song
That little *aggot says his songs are a hit
That little *aggot should be sayin' "So long."

[ Repeat Chorus ]

I shoulda known this kid's not worth it
I shoulda known he's so damn dumb
Look at that Malcolm; he's got me thinkin' "Nothing to it."
This kid is just no fun
And what is up with that "Superman's Song", eh?
He's satirizing the late Christopher Reeve
That ain't funny; not the way you do it
That's why Malcolm is nothing short of stupidity

[ Repeat Chorus ]

"Back Where We Belong"; not the way you do it
Where he belongs is the nut house, you see
How 'bout "The Bowflex"; not the way you do it
Malcolm is nothing but a joke to me
Malcolm is nothing, don't you agree?