-> "Money for Nothing (updated)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Money for Nothing"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Money for Nothing (updated)"
				Parody Written by: 
Fed-up Tori Fan
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Now here's "The Piano," it's another box set 
Brought to her best fans by Tor-or-i 
But it's not great, all this old stuff on it 
Money for nothing and her SAAB for free 
Yes this here box set, all these old songs on it 
Tori Amos, she sure is smart 
Watch her screw her best fans out of too much money 
Watch her prove she never had a heart. 
 
It's got a few girls from Boys for Pele 
Got a version of Crucify! 
I don't know why she sells us the same songs. 
I guess I'll buy them until I die. 
 
See that Tori Amos pounding up there on her keyboard. 
Yeah, I know, that IS her hair. 
That Tori Amos got a house in Cornwall. 
That Tori Amos she's a millionaire. 
 
Although she lists some alternate mixes, 
35 girls are unchanged. 
I don't know why she just stuck them on there. 
Has she forgotten they're all the same? 
 
I shoulda learned to play the keyboard. 
I shoulda learned to sing real high. 
Look at that Tori, she got a message from the Goddess. 
She's great and I know why 
Cause when she writes, watch her channel the muses 
Maybe with assistance from some Ecstacy. 
That's some nice work if you are pretentious 
Get your money for nothing and your SAAB for free. 
 
I really like girls from Little Earthquakes 
And I do like the "Pink" girls too. 
But I don't need them on a "rare" box set 
Oh Dionysius, help me - I feel blue. 
 
T's got nice work, gets her fans to pay up 
And they will 'cause they love Tor-or-i 
That don't mean she deserves the reward. 
Gets her money for nothing and her SAAB for free 
Money for nothing and her SAAB for free.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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