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Song Parodies -> "Calling Elves"

Original Song Title:

"Calling Elvis"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Calling Elves"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

First Age is gone and Morgoth has fallen, but where are the Quendi?
Calling Elves -
Is anybody there?
Calling Elves
Any Noldor here?
Did they leave for Havens
when Morgoth fell -
Calling Elves
can anyone tell?

Middle-Earth is barren
only men dwell there
while all of Sindar
forests only care
Oh all the Khazad
gone underground
Of the house of Feanor
none can be found -

Calling Elves -
Is anybody there?
Calling Elves
Any Noldor here?
Did they leave for Havens
when Morgoth fell -
Calling Elves
can anyone tell?

And all of Edain
moved to Numenor
Why don't the Noldor
dwell here anymore?
Did they all go westwards
to the Elven-home
or do house of Fingon
still live here on?

Middle-Earth is barren
only men dwell there
while all of Sindar
forests only care
Oh all the Khazad
gone underground
Of the house of Feanor
none can be found -

Calling Elves -
Is anybody there?
Calling Elves
Any Noldor here?
Did they leave for Havens
when Morgoth fell -
Calling Elves
can anyone tell?
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Peter Andersson - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
TOS is the only DS song I've ever briefly sketched at, years ago, as "talking elvish", and I gave it up when I realised I didn't actually know LotR good enough to fill it with phrases and/or names and/or that it wouldn't be an audience for it anyway, too nieced, but apparently I was wrong on the at least the last - Good Work!
Christie Marie M - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
You've just brought the Tolkien style beat to boot there, Susanna! A great tribute to elves! Take some enchanted 5's!
DJ Blaze - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
My bro is a huge LOTR fan. Great job! 555
Old Man Rivendell (Ribber) - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I bet this is a hit among the Eldars! Elves rule...a hell of a lot better thaqn men! ;D
Timmy1000 - September 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Great elf tale here and with a fairly obscure Dire Straits song. I have a lot of their music, but never expected to see this one parodied.
Michael Pacholek - September 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I've been calling Arwen, but she hasn't been returning my calls. I guess it's been too long since I wrote a parody for her. I'd better get to work.
Arwen - September 13, 2009 - Report this comment
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