-> "Bunnies Are Coming"
Original Song Title:
"Money for Nothing"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bunnies Are Coming"
The Lyrics
They jump high, you should flee
Huh
Now I may sound loco, quite often the truth is
I'm here to tell you just why you should flee
Horde of rabbits want to drink your fluids
Bunnies are comin', like a tree, should leave
And now you're smirkin' 'cause my words sound stupid
Lemme tell ya, it sure ain't fun
When a lagomorph is chewin' on your forehead
"What's a lagomorph?" Well, that's a bun
I know they look like fuzzy-wuzz bundles
Make one talk all cutesy-wutesy
But you should move now before you're dinner
Said you should move now, please believe me
Ow!
What kinda rabbits long for human flesh to chew on?
Well, buddy, can't help you there
A mutant rabbit, lab project that escaped
A new world's rabbit, trans-dimensional hare
Normally it's on lettuce they're munchin'
Now it's organs and arteries
So you should move now, that's now, not later
You've got to move before you're munchies
Cutesy doom-y
Huh
They do not want huggles or cuddles
If you give 'em, more balls than me
I'm gonna move now, might see you later
If you move now and follow me
Our long-eared doom now
Their bites'll hurt, they'll jump to your arse
Their bites'll hurt, they'll crunch your lungs
Know you don't wanna, but if they manage to catch up, you have
To smash in their skulls
Might not seem fair to bash them with a shovel
Or any blunt-ish object you can grab with ease
Soul may be hurtin', but you've got to do it
'Cause the bunnies are comin', on your flesh, they'll feed
You raise your eyebrow, still bein' stubborn
Not believin' my frantic plees
If you don't move now, won't have a "later"
You've got to move now, use your damn knees
Listen here, now
No more smirkin', snide remarks are useless
When faced with tiny monsters with buck teeth
They'll be hurtin' when they start a-chewin'
Bunnies are comin', diet's switched to meat
Bunnies are comin' (bunnies are comin', yeah)
It's best to flee
Hungry bunnies are comin' (watch that)
You'd better flee
Runnin' fast, runnin' fast
Hungry bunnies are comin' (they jump high, they jump high)
It's best to flee (they jump high, you should flee)
Hungry bunnies are comin' (they jump high, they jump high)
You'd better flee (they jump high, you should flee)
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