Song Parodies -> "Sober Santa"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven Sent"

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Original Performer:

"Sober Santa"

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The Lyrics

I kno the chorus pacing is alittle off but just say it a little earler and it will sound fine. Merry Chrismtas!!!!!

December 2.4. Santa got drunk
He burped into the elves and his breath stunk
He murdered Prancer with a pick axe
Aside from drinking, he took some crack
Santa, choked out an elf
Hes sober, we must get help
Stop him, or he will shoot
Watch him trip out of his boots

Sober Santa, bumping into the walls
Sober Santa, he kicked an elfs small balls
Sober Santa, we entered Christmas Day
His deliveries have got in the way

Took the liquor, got in his sleigh
Tommorow morning it will be Christmas Day
He fell off it and hit a house
The rooftop broke as he fell down South
Santa, fell on a kid
Hes sober, left a big skid
Stop him, call the cops
This drunk fat ass must be stopped

Sober Santa, bumping into the walls
Sober Santa, he kicked an elfs small balls
Sober Santa, we entered Christmas Day
His deliveries have got in the way

Drink and drive, should learn to steer
So damn drunk, he had too much beer
Christmas Day has all been ruined
One kid saw Santa and was mooned
Drink and drive, should learn to steer
So damn drunk, he had too much beer
Christmas Day has all been ruined
One kid saw Santa and was mooned

Sober Santa, bumping into the walls
Sober Santa, he kicked an elfs small balls
Drink and drive, should learn to steer
Santas Sober he had too many beers
Sober Santa, Sober Santa, Sober Santa, Sober Santa
Sober Santa baby Christmas is done

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