i don't like undies when they're spankin' new
i like 'em stinkin'...stinkin' like my poo
people think that i'm confused
i love dirty undies

well, good hygiene ain't a factor...from what i hear
i don't want to smell good...i guess that's pretty clear
farts are comin' from my rear
i got dirty undies

stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown

i saw my mama get the bleach out...soap made of lye
she said, "throw 'em in the damn wash"...with a gleam in here eye
guess no one loves my shorts but i
i love dirty undies

yes, they are an aberration...foul as they get
you know, i stink like a bathroom...can you smell me yet ?
i'm a grungy boy, you bet
i wear dirty undies

you don't really want to know how long they've been on
you don't really want to know just when they were donned
they've been on enough, love
they're my dirty undies

stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown

dirty little undies...odor starts to rise
we've got our dirty little fingers inside our filthy flies
what we find is no surprise
we find dirty undies

mama tells me that they must go...yet to them, i cling
stickin' to my buns...i love the joy that they bring
i just love these grimy things
i love dirty undies

stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown