Dave made his living off the Evening News
Even he wasn't taking an abuse
People love it he won't lose,
Alvin and the Chipmunks

Well,I couldn't been a singer,but I wound up here
I just have to look good,I will have to be clear
Please don't whisper in my ear
Alvin and the Chipmunks

Theodore stays up
Simon's getting down
Theodore stays up
Simon's getting down
Theodore stays up
Simon's getting down
Theodore stays up
Simon's still around

We got that crazy Eleanor who comes on at five
She can tell you about Jeanette with a gleam in her eye
Even though she cannot die
Alvin and the Chipmunks

Can you find Brittany? Is her head dead yet?
You know,these guys are the chipmunks got a running bet
Get that Alvin on the set!
Alvin and the Chipmunks

Alvin doesn't need to find out what's going on
Simon doesn't want to know just how far it's gone
Theodore's all alone
Alvin and the Chipmunks

Theodore stays up
Simon's getting down
Theodore stays up
Simon's getting down
Theodore stays up
Simon's getting down
Theodore was stiff
Simon's still around

They have little secrets,like Totally Spies
Alvin's getting punished,Dave tells him why
Alvin's really half his size
Alvin and the Chipmunks

We don't use innuendo,we can dance and sing
When it's said and done,we still tell you a thing
We all go to Burger King
Alvin and the Chipmunks