Well, listen, everybody, let me tell you 'bout the Diaper Don!
Oh, he throws a hissy fit whenever he don't get his way
Mmm, he lives in a fantasy, in a world of make believe
He said, "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm the Chosen One."

He is so full of crap, his motormouth it does flap
Oh, and all he ever tells us when he lips off on the podium
He says, "i'm your Fuehrer now, and a-get up on your feet."
Hes says, "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 'I'm the Chosen One'."

Oh, watch that asshole flap,
Flap his arms, flap his arms
Oh watch him shit his pants
He does it every time
Well, he tells vulgar jokes with a 5th grade attitude
Running his motormouth overbearing, interrupting very rude
Oh, he's a sociopath, he goes braggin' about himself
He said, "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 'I'm the Chosen One."

Oh, shut up!

Oh, watch that asshole flap,
Flap his arms, flap his arms
Oh watch him shit his pants
He does it every time
Well, he inspires a riot, tweeting nonsense to his cult
He says, "You must do that, 'cause the election I know is a fraud."
Now he ain't gonna stay 'cause he can't have his way
He says, "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm the Chosen One
Oh, yeah, Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm the Chosen One
Oh, oh, Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm the Chosen One
Ooh, yeah, Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm the Chosen One."
We say, "You lost the election, traitor! You're a sore LOSER."