CHORUS:
Santa got knocked over by his reindeer
Walking out of the North Pole Cafe’.
You say that it never ever could’ve happed,
But if you saw his bar tap, you’d believe.

He’d been drinking way to much egg-nog,
And we told him not to be out in the snow.
But we need not mention,
He says his pall Jack Daniels already
forced him just to go.
When the elves saw Santa that morning,
he had an awful eche in his back
big ol’ hole in his toy sack,
and broken class of a x-friend name jack.

CHORUS
Santa got knocked over by his reindeer
Walking out of the North Pole Cafe’.
You say that it never ever could’ve happed,
But if you saw his bar tap, you’d believe.
It didn’t stop Christmas from coming
it just put Santa in the hospital.
We saw him in there watching football,
calling nurse’ to fluff his pillow
and to remind him to take his pill.

It's not Christmas without Santa,
All the elves just want him back.
They didn’t sit tink and ponder
to start fixing his toy sack
yes the need to fix his sack!
YES HIS SACK!!!

CHORUS
Santa got knocked over by his reindeer
Walking out of the North Pole Cafe’.
You say that it never ever could’ve happed,
But if you saw his bar tap, you’d believe.

Now Santa’s goose has been coking.
With the layers for more than a week.
payments may be hard to handle,
but at lest the lawyers were nice
enough to make our Christmas feast.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
No-one should never get stress,
from money gaping people from the IRS.

Santa got knocked over by his reindeer
Walking out of the North Pole Cafe’.
You say that it never ever could’ve happed,
But if you saw his bar tap, you’d believe.
(Sing it Santa)


CHORUS
Santa got knocked over by his reindeer
Walking out of the North Pole Cafe’.
You say that it never ever could’ve happed,
But if you saw his bar tap, you’d believe.

“Merry 'belated' Cristmas”