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Song Parodies -> "Stone Cold Hearts"

Original Song Title:

"Sacrifice"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Stone Cold Hearts"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

Strange events occurred when President Biden withdrew from the 2024 Presidential Campaign. What really happened?
Can "You" tell "Us"
What happened to "You!?"
Some "Things" need explaining
Let the "Truth" shine through!

Fifty years in politics,
"Sitting President" and all!
"You" just "Step Away!"
At your "Party's" beck and call!

(Chorus)
Those "Cold, Cold Hearts"
Out to influence "You".
Convince "You" to drop out
Before the "Race" is through!
Was it "Patriotism?"
Or something else?
Most things look better,
When you're "Fooling Yourself"
So, was it "Sacrifice?"
Or should "We" "Roll the Dice?"
No one knows, but "You!"

Was it "Love of Country?"
"Pass the Torch!" and dream.
Or "The DNC" saying:
"Take One for The Team!"

Did "Stone Cold Hearts!"
Pull the "Plug" on a "Fool?"
Or was it something "Darker"
Known only to "You!"

(Repeat Chorus)

Was it "Sacrifice?"
Shall "We" "Roll the Dice?"
No "Sacrifice!"
At all!

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