Living like a tramp
Though I never knew you at all
You had a bench to rest yourself
Others hurried up to laugh
While you slept around for cash
Putting bird seed down your trousers
The pigeons pecked your ding dong
So you fled into the trash

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin
Never knowing where to look to
When your bladder packs in
No-one wants to know you
Nobody ever cared
You emptied out your urine
Now your hygiene's been impaired

Being broke is tough
The toughest choice you ever made
Drugs and women broke your backbone
Now the bench is where you stay
From now until you die
I can't go near to you
Cause all that people say
Is that you put them off their food.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin
Never knowing where to look to
When your bladder packs in
No-one wants to know you
Nobody ever cared
You emptied out your urine
Now your hygiene's been impaired

Sod off dirty tramp
No-one even knows you're there
Because I know you're limbs are made of wood
And that's not your own hair.